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Non-PC, Anti-Lib Joke of the Week
Reaganite Republican ^
| 03 June 2014
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 06/03/2014 3:19:56 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
A man is talking to his buddy at work one day, and says "You won't believe what happened last night: my teenage daughter walks into the living room and says
'Dad, please cancel my allowance, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window.
Also reclaim my TV and laptop. Send all my jewelry to the Salvation Army and then sell my car,
take my front door key away, and throw me out of the house immediately.
When you're done with that, legally disown me and never talk to me again.
BTW, be sure to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.' "
"No kidding" replies the friend, "she actually said that?"
"Naw, I'm just paraphrasing. What she actually said was 'Dad, I want you to meet my new boyfriend Mohammed...
we're going to work together on Hillary's 2016 election campaign!' "
TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: cartoons; funny; meme; toons
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To: Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican
And the boyfriend doesn’t mind being used by the girl. To be seen with him makes her feel like she’s doing the right thing; in keeping with her indoctrination but he’s using her too and probably sees her as being just another infidel.
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posted on
06/03/2014 3:56:57 AM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Reaganite Republican
If my daughter said that, I would know I had failed as a parent. My children are expected to know that marrying a Christian is essential and that working for evil is unacceptable.
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posted on
06/03/2014 6:40:06 AM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: Pollster1
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