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1 posted on 04/11/2014 9:28:54 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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the summation....STELLAR!

“Noah is about what you’d expect from an atheist vegan director with way too much money to spend.

Thank you.


2 posted on 04/11/2014 9:31:19 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill ..Benghazi Clinton Alert)
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what biblical source material?

a guy named Noah and a boat and a flood is all they borrowed apparently


3 posted on 04/11/2014 9:32:46 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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5 posted on 04/11/2014 9:34:28 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The best way to control opposition is to lead it ourselves." -- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin)
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I’m waiting for “Pocahontas, Agent 008 in her Majesty’s Secret Service”.

Or how about, “Moses, Mummy Slayer”.


6 posted on 04/11/2014 9:35:14 AM PDT by cuban leaf
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It as absolutely horrible. No worth the electrons used for its transmission.


7 posted on 04/11/2014 9:35:59 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: optional, printed after your name on post)
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The film has not yet made money. Cost 140+ million to make and now it’s dying at theaters after grossing about 1/2 that in the US.


9 posted on 04/11/2014 9:43:05 AM PDT by apoxonu
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Go see “God’s Not Dead” instead. Not perfect, but pretty good stuff. It’s about a college student who has to make the case that God is not dead, that he created the universe, etc., to a philosophy class with a very hostile professor (Kevin Sorbo - of “Hercules” fame).

IMHO, they should have allowed more time in the movie for the case itself, esp after I had read “I Don’t Have Enough Faith to be an Atheist” by Dr. Norman Geisler, which I also highly recommend. But otherwise, quite well done.


11 posted on 04/11/2014 9:44:19 AM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
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I saw the movie (no - I didn't pay, a friend in the industry has a legal copy and wanted my take on its connection to scripture). This is one of the worst movies made in many years and the worst I have watched clear through. The connection to scripture consists of using a few names from Genesis and having a big flood, but the events and motivations have as little to do with God's Word as with the behavior of any sane person I've ever met.

The quirky gimmick of calling God "The Creator" seems pointless at best and most likely intentionally offensive, as do so many other decisions from the rock monsters to the idea that Noah was supposed to let mankind die out, or kill his newborn granddaughters, and the result varies from numbingly boring, to absurd, to simply offensive. To be fair to the writer, Methuselah could easily have died in the Flood (based on the ages listed in Genesis - see my last paragraph), so including him might have been done appropriately. I just don't see the Methuselah in the Bible as a magician with an obsession for berries.

Genesis 6:9 Noah was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he walked faithfully with God. - This is not in any way the Noah of the movie.

Genesis 6:18 But I will establish my covenant with you, and you will enter the ark—you and your sons and your wife and your sons’ wives with you. - This is not God ordering Noah to murder his granddaughters, leaving that decision up to Noah as the movie's Methuselah implies, or in any way tolerating the idea of wiping out Noah's family.

Genesis 5:25 - When Methuselah had lived 187 years, he became the father of Lamech. Genesis 5:28 - When Lamech had lived 182 years, he had a son. He named him Noah. Genesis 5:27 - Altogether, Methuselah lived a total of 969 years, and then he died. Genesis 7:6 Noah was six hundred years old when the floodwaters came on the earth. Methuselah's age at the time of the flood would have been 187 + 182 + 600 = 969, the age at which the Bible reports his death, one of the very few details the movie gets right, I suspect only because the director could permit that event without interfering with his goal of reversing the Biblical meaning of the Flood.

I hope no one from FR will pay to see this terrible movie. Our money should not support people like this director.

14 posted on 04/11/2014 10:02:52 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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It is Noah’s story the way Hollywood fags would have it, filtered through Algores dystopian vision, or so I’ve been told. I might find out someday when I can watch it for free on the internet, when I don’t have something more important to do, like organizing my desk drawers.


15 posted on 04/11/2014 10:08:41 AM PDT by pallis
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Sounds like it would make a good double feature with Kevin Costner’s “Waterworld.”

They’re both disaster movies, as in the movie is the disaster.


16 posted on 04/11/2014 10:57:47 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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