Stop taking baths, wear a large set of keys that hang out your back pocket, buy dad jeans, get a lumberjack shirt, get a buzz cut, have a major hate-on towards feminine women, target naïve young straight women, politically correct anyone who disagrees with rad fem philosophy, be obese, have a partner who looks exactly like you, have an alcohol problem, and, for some odd reason, have date night every Saturday night at Barnes and Noble. The last I don’t understand; I just know it’s true.
I think they have to join a softball team or take up golf,too.......
The only thing you left out was the Black Motorcycle, preferably a Harley.
I don’t get why they pick a partner who looks just like themselves???
ROFL
I may never set foot in Barnes & Noble again.