[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

Here is my plan for that. We'll force evolution to introduce flying dogs. For the next 1,000 years we breed dogs in abundance and throw them from the roof of a 5 story building as fast as they mature. Eventually, they will learn to fly or become extinct. Right?

Isn't that how we got cats? ;-)

[HiTech RedNeck]

The cat-dog split is averred by conventional evolutionists to have happened with a beast called Miacis. (It also allegedly gave rise to bear, raccoon, and other such beasts.)

Following the claims of the theory are not the same as believing in it, of course.