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1 posted on 03/08/2014 10:47:17 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

“I don’t hear anything, but I smell bullsh@t!”


2 posted on 03/08/2014 10:49:10 AM PST by humblegunner
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It's true… you have no heart.
3 posted on 03/08/2014 10:49:30 AM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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“Sorry President Obama, it seems you have no heart.”


4 posted on 03/08/2014 10:50:23 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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NUFFIN ?


5 posted on 03/08/2014 10:50:49 AM PST by molson209 (Hillary Clinton)
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“your breath smells like menthol cigarettes, your eyes are glazed over, and that’s obviously a position your used to since your bath house days”


6 posted on 03/08/2014 10:53:18 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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Sorry Mr. President but I’d be an idiot to want to be a doctor under Obamacare.”


7 posted on 03/08/2014 10:53:41 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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“Both hands where I can see them Mr. President....away from my wallet.”


8 posted on 03/08/2014 10:55:52 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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“Nurse, what we have here is an acute case of recto cranial inversion.”


9 posted on 03/08/2014 10:56:11 AM PST by digger48
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I may LOOK like it, but I ain’t your son, for DAMN sure!


10 posted on 03/08/2014 10:58:57 AM PST by joethedrummer
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Just what I thought! Nothing!


11 posted on 03/08/2014 11:02:22 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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Boy to 0bama

“Shush...Shush....You should see a Doctor”


12 posted on 03/08/2014 11:04:59 AM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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President Obama gets a check-up from one of the first members of his new medical school program designed to deal with the doctor shortage cause by Obamacare. “Four-year-olds are quick to learn,” said Obama, “And they accept candy in lieu of cash reimbursements from the government. That’s a definite plus.”


13 posted on 03/08/2014 11:12:09 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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“Mr. President, I hear a gerbil movin’ around in there! What have you and Reggie been doing this morning anyway?”


14 posted on 03/08/2014 11:12:39 AM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a GREAT life!)
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Now it is time to let the kid do a quadruple bi pass.


15 posted on 03/08/2014 11:26:03 AM PST by The_Republic_Of_Maine (Be kept informed on Maine's secession, sign up at freemaine@hushmail.com)
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“See Evil, Hear Evil, Speak Evil”


16 posted on 03/08/2014 11:30:28 AM PST by savage woman (see ya in Washington May 16th...)
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Here, let me give you a stool sample while you’re trying to figure out how to use that thing.


17 posted on 03/08/2014 11:35:31 AM PST by windsorknot
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Mrs Wilkins!

Why did this person soil our carpet?


18 posted on 03/08/2014 11:37:44 AM PST by SnuffaBolshevik
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So my family is to give you twenty thousand a year for healthcare with a six thousand dollar deductible and all in return I am going to get from you is a squat and dump on this floor and you say I will take it?


19 posted on 03/08/2014 11:42:46 AM PST by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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“Hey, your heart goes poof-poof, poof-poof!”


20 posted on 03/08/2014 11:42:46 AM PST by twister881
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I don't hear anything!

Quick! Bring this man a breathalyzer!

21 posted on 03/08/2014 11:47:51 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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