Posted on 02/25/2014 10:16:45 AM PST by John Semmens
Complaining that the release of information on the Administrations use of drones to kill its enemies has led to unforeseen consequences, Presidential Press Secretary Jay Carney said there will be no further information forthcoming about any aspect of this program.
The thinking was that the Administrations aggressive use of this technology to counter threats to national security would be met with a greater sense of appreciation, Carney opined. Unfortunately, it has not. Instead it has resulted in a spiral of annoying questions from the media wanting to know too many details.
Some opponents of the President are raising accusations that these killings violate due process, Carney said. Others worry about the collateral damage to nearby innocent parties from using missiles to take out the intended target. These kind of distractions are impeding the Presidents latitude to carry out actions he deems appropriate. It has become clear that a greater degree of secrecy would better serve our interests.
In related news, General Keith Alexander, who is leaving his post as the Director of the Nation Security Agency next month, denied that the agency is spying on everyone. We have not been indiscriminate in our selection of who to monitor, Alexander maintained. The Government pretty much knows who its enemies are.
The General justified the huge volume of data being collected by alleging that the dangerous persons we feel must be kept under surveillance easily exceeds tens of millions of individuals in this country alone. Sixty million people voted against President Obama in 2012. There are an estimated 270 million firearms in the hands of private citizens in the United Statesobviously, many of these weapons are in the hands of the Presidents opponents. Under such circumstances, it is prudent that we remain as alert and watchful as we can.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/02/22/fcc-chairman-says-critics-are-overreacting-to-new-plan/
When they do that you know who the next targets are going to be
Answer: Practice for here
Probably illegal, like everything else but so is the government spying on law-abiding citizens.
!!!SATIRE!!!
Don’t get upset.
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