Awwwwwww, isn’t she precious? Mommy and Daddy’s little girl all grown up and doing porn....all of their wishes and dreams fulfilled. I bet they are soooo happy they sent their little darling to college. But on the flip side sweetie, when you come home to visit, use the toilet seat protector, rinse your mouth out before kissing either your mom or dad and certainly grandma and grandpa...and the plastic sheets on the bed, they are for your parents protection.
I'm guessing Daddy wasn't around much.