Rancid Iranian Coot (80) Sets New World Record- Hasn't Touched a Bath in 60 Years!

Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 January 2014 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

This dubious achievement smashes the previous record of 38-years-without-washing held by 'The World's Smelliest Man', Indian farm worker Kailash Sigh... and you thought the French were bad!

Our proud new record-holder is a homeless drifter in the Iranian village of Dejgah, a fetid character who took his last bath in 1954- 'Amou Hadji'. He is said to have suffered some psychological trauma in his youth, the reaction to which being a vow to live the rest of his life in solitude.

He consistently refuses offers of help from others, and won't even take clean drinking water. Amou -which is a term of affection for 'kind old man' in Farsi- prefers to live rough, feasting on 'rotten' dead porcupines he finds -his 'favorite dish'- and smoking animal feces to pass the time (!). 

When able to get his hands on some cigarettes, Amou Hadji smokes them five at a time- yet, the rationale offered for refusing to bathe is that 'it will make him sick'. He also says his lifestyle 'keeps him in-touch with the earth'- hard to argue with that, seeing as he's got a thin layer of ashen mud crust over his entire body. But he's not completely unkept- Amou regularly trims his beard and hair by 'burning it off over a fire'.

Obviously, the guy's nuttier than a Snickers bar- poor bastard, really makes you count your blessings. Mr Hadji's appearance is pretty much what you might expect, too- scaly, filthy, crusty, and grizzled... and the smell? 

All one can do is speculate, but it's got to be the kind of putrid stench you just can't get out of your mind, like burning plastic- the Iranian paper only said he had 'a deep odor'.  For this, he's got his 15 minutes of fame now:

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[Reaganite Republican]

***ping***

[saganite]

Based on my previous experience with Iranians, US Air Force pilot trainees, bathing is not high on their priority list anyway.

[who knows what evil?]

Geez...my wife complains when I go without shaving for a few days.

[Reaganite Republican]

And based on my experiences working in the California car business, agreed lol

[SWAMPSNIPER]

He must have the immune system of an alligator!

[TheCipher]

I think I had him as a cab driver in DC once :-)

[Doogle]

[mazda77]

I did 18 months training them as well. This is no big surprise, as a matter of fact, I’m surprised it has taken them this long to notice. Tehran is not as bad when one leaves out “Camel Town” but when you get up into the mountain villages this was commonplace.

[Lawgvr1955]

Maybe Dr. Quest or Johnny can spray the hose on Hadji. And quit smoking Bandit’s droppings!!

[I_Publius]

Knowing a little about the spiritual condition and beliefs of that part of the world, it sounds as though this man could be demonically possessed.

Prayers for his salvation.

What a testimony it would be if he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Saviour.

[redfreedom]

I’ve often wondered about body odors when watching westerns where the nasty cowboy enters the saloon, picks up a equally nasty saloon babe, goes upstairs, etc.

I bet the odors were so bad the flies left.

[Yorlik803]

when everyone stinks...nobody stinks.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

*** Mr Hadji’s appearance is pretty much what you might expect, too- scaly, filthy, crusty, and grizzled... and the smell?***

Reminds me of the 1950s and 60s when libraries and museums were free and open to everyone. Vagrants were run out of town and arrested to keep them away.
Then the Libs got the vagrancy laws removed and the filth encrusted bums began to fill the libraries. Once free museums began to charge an entrance fee to keep such people out.

One of my favorite libraries had to close because BEDBUGS were found on one of the floors. There are no beds there.