Sergeant Turtle was impressed.
That “guy” is Chuck Norris...
just saying.
That’s a response to the commercial with Van Damme.
That is one stiff Stetson.
I remember seeing this on TV....I am not buying it.
I dunno... That would have to be pretty darn cold up there if that were really possible. I’m sure he’d be running in deep cold/deep freeze mode!
Hey, That’s Chuck Norris.
PS The German Police Motorcycle Team just disbanded.
http://www.thelocal.de/20131128/berlin-police-motorbike-display-team-hang-up-leathers
He doesn't need an athletic supporter because his groin muscles would tear the wings off both of those planes if he simply flexed them enough to itch his b*lls.
If the pilot has a mean streak, it's directed at all of us, because if Chuck hits the Earth at terminal velocity, a lot of us on the ground are going to be playing harps in tribute to Chuck as he walks away.
Two words - Total Gym
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
No pilot in his right mind would ever mess with Chuck Norris. He doesn’t actually fly, he pushes the earth down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzx7b2OAitE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ntFxh53kY
Honestly, maybe that original Van Damme Volvo commercial's a fake? Dunno.
As a local yokel bellowed into a mic on the p.a. when I was young....in high school....”If you can’t be an athlete.......be an athletic supporter.”
why would the guy making the C.G.I. images wear an atheletic supporter; if “working from home” he could have been naked /sarc