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Move over, Jesse Jackson: Ted Cruz is reading ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ on Senate floor
Twitchy ^ | 9/24/2013

Posted on 09/24/2013 5:33:05 PM PDT by markomalley

Some people won’t like anything Sen. Ted Cruz says. The do not like him on the Hill, they do not like him passing bills. Plenty were touched, though, when his filibuster turned into a bedtime story for his daughters. Isn’t that breaking the rules by going off topic? No, says Cruz, because he’s doing what he’s doing for the children. Adults can enjoy it too, though.

Filling many hours isn't easy. @SenTedCruz now reading children's bedtime Bible stories on Senate floor to his daughters—
Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) September 25, 2013

.@SenTedCruz is going to read bedtime stories to his daughters, Catherine and Caroline. First up, “King Solomon’s Wise Words.”—
Anne Cronin (@annecronin) September 25, 2013

. @SenTedCruz reading his daughters Bible bedtime stories from the Senate floor and I don't know how this could get more epic #KeepCruzing
Bethany Bowra (@BethanyBowra) September 25, 2013

@BethanyBowra @michellemalkin …it just did. He went Dr. Seuss on 'em. #StandWithCruz #MakeDCListen
Mike Melendez (@MikeMelendez1) September 25, 2013

@BethanyBowra @michellemalkin @SenTedCruz Liberal heads must be ready to explode.—
Karen (@KarenCVT) September 25, 2013

Yep. These are bedtime stories, though, so we’re going to let the liberal heads explode in another thread.

A Biblical bedtime story from @SenTedCruz to his daughters. #love #MakeDCListen
Linda Jenkins (@Lindydj) September 25, 2013

Thank you @SenTedCruz reading his daughters a bed time story. I freaking love this guy. OMG Thank you Sir being so damn WITTY!—
Katrina (@KatrinaLimited) September 25, 2013

The love @SenTedCruz @tedcruz has for his daughters is palpable. He does this for them #DontBlink #DontFundIt
WackoAnarchyBird (@sylvanrodriguez) September 25, 2013

A lot of people must be up after their bedtimes to make “Green Eggs and Ham” trend.


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1 posted on 09/24/2013 5:33:05 PM PDT by markomalley
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To: markomalley

lol


2 posted on 09/24/2013 5:35:43 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: markomalley

I’d volunteer to read on the senate floor. I’d like to read Atlas Shrugged to the nation. Chapter I, The Theme....

“Who is John Galt?”

The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bums face....


3 posted on 09/24/2013 5:39:50 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (Waiting for next tagline.)
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To: markomalley

The best part was relating it to Obamacare. When asked if he wanted Obamacare he said, “I do not want it in a car, I do not want it in a jar,” (or so such thing) - very funny !


4 posted on 09/24/2013 5:42:24 PM PDT by 11th_VA (I want a president who won't enforce tax laws ...)
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To: markomalley

Green Eggs and Ham—if he didn’t have me in his corner before, he does now.

Maybe he should also read “The Emperor has no Clothes.”


5 posted on 09/24/2013 5:43:05 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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This makes me sort of worried for Cruz; the left is gonna cruficy him and then boil him alive until his skin comes off over this.


6 posted on 09/24/2013 5:44:10 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: freedom462

I mean crucify, dang, what happens when you post without any sleep.


7 posted on 09/24/2013 5:45:00 PM PDT by freedom462
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To: markomalley

Maybe he should read the constitution to them. I bet they’ve never heard it before.


8 posted on 09/24/2013 5:47:14 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (Still crazy after all these beers.)
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To: 11th_VA
Ruh-roh... that is funny. Would have liked to have seen it; thanks!
9 posted on 09/24/2013 5:47:35 PM PDT by mlizzy (If people spent an hour a week in Eucharistic adoration, abortion would be ended. --Mother Teresa)
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To: markomalley

I do not like ObamaCare!
I do not like it anywhere!

You will like it! Have no fear.
Would you like it if we wait a year?

Not in a year! Not any time!
Do not waste the tax-paid dime!

You will get it, you will see!
You will get it or pay a fee!

Not in a year! Not with a fee!
Oh president, you let us be!

This health care plan you soon will saver!
Would you like it with a waiver?

Not with a waiver, not with a fee
I do not like this plan, you see!
I do not like Obamacare
It isn’t right! It isn’t fair!


10 posted on 09/24/2013 5:54:18 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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LOL! Love it!

Nobody else wants it, either. I wish there’d be more support for him.

The problem is that Obama has the insurance industry on his side. It’s no longer a competitive market, they can charge what they want and the taxpayer will have to come through, and they have to provide no important services but lots of minor optional stuff (contraceptives, for example) that anybody could pay for.

That’s why there’s not more opposition to this.


11 posted on 09/24/2013 5:55:24 PM PDT by livius
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To: markomalley

Cruz should start reading from the Bible. That will really send the left wing wacko birds into a tizzy.


12 posted on 09/24/2013 5:55:36 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
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Awwww! What a nice daddy Cruz is. Lucky little girls. Lucky wife.

Lucky us if we get him as a presidential candidate in 2016.


13 posted on 09/24/2013 5:57:37 PM PDT by miserare (Fire Eric Holder!)
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To: Our man in washington

Great! A new classic.


14 posted on 09/24/2013 5:58:17 PM PDT by miserare (Fire Eric Holder!)
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To: markomalley
Isn’t that breaking the rules by going off topic?

Others have suggested the best way to get this dead on topic is to simply read the Obastardcare law aloud.

15 posted on 09/24/2013 6:06:46 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
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To: freedom462

Don’t be worried. The leftists (including RINOs) have been working overtime mocking Cruz.

They may be successful in destroying him, but Cruz has his place in history for standing up for the Constitution and the American people.

I’ve been watching his filibuster from the start and will probably fall asleep watching him. He’s handling it well.


16 posted on 09/24/2013 6:11:21 PM PDT by Heart of Georgia
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To: Tenacious 1

I suggested ti my husband that he read the obamacare bill - all of it.


17 posted on 09/24/2013 6:38:15 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: freedom462

Have you slept through the last year? The left and the weak gop HAVE skewed him, top to bottom!

This man has courage in spades, it would be helpful if we all did.


18 posted on 09/24/2013 6:40:25 PM PDT by AllAmericanGirl44 ('Hey citizen, what's in YOUR closet?')
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To: markomalley

I sent Teds staff a note indicating my rate increases and the worthless new provisions and deterioration of my coverage.

Every one should do so. He will have more interesting things to talk about for the next few hours.


19 posted on 09/24/2013 7:18:50 PM PDT by bakeneko
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To: livius
I'm optimistic something is happening because of Cruz, Rubio (he made me cry tonight), and Lee on the senate floor. I could relate to everything they were saying about the 'lost generation' ... put that part in a TV spot after review by a focus group, and show it to the young kids, and the Democrats lose the youth vote in 2014 hands down.

PS - I love Madrid, been there twice in the last two years, can't wait to go back.

20 posted on 09/24/2013 9:14:03 PM PDT by 11th_VA (I want a president who won't enforce tax laws ...)
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