Posted on 08/30/2013 5:48:44 PM PDT by WXRGina
Edited on 08/30/2013 5:51:20 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
DAMASCUS (BHN) - In a shocking and unexpected move, Hafaz al-Assad, son of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad, mounted a preemptive attack against President Obama Thursday, igniting an online battle that threatens to trigger an international war.
(Excerpt) Read more at peacemoonbeam.typepad.com ...
Scooter’s report for today PING
LOL!
In other news, President Obama has announced that the Syrians have not in fact crossed the red line. “After consulting with experts in the area of colorimetry, I have determined that the line was not in fact red, but was actually more of a salmon pink”. Therefore, there will be no penalty shot, as we say out on the golf course.
Obama elaborated “You have to cut me a break with regard to color, because I grew up with a 120 piece Crayola set and thgat I was Burnt Sienna”.
HA! Or maybe it’s because he did a few too many white lines...
There is no reason to excerpt this. “Scooter” is my friend, and I have his permission to post his pieces...
Assad should get a rodeo cowboy to dress as Obama then twerk him. That will derail the world’s attention for a bit.
There’s an idea!
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