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DUmmie FUnnies 07-26-13 (KOmmies Beat Weiner)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 26, 2013 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/26/2013 8:32:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Not too long ago I posted some FUnnie remarks about Weiner (not hard to do) on a Facebook thread populated primarily by liberals. They were irked that I didn't consider his "progressive" agenda that they claimed outweighed whatever personal foibles he had. Well, now even "progressives" are abandoning Weiner in droves on the heels of the latest revelation that Weiner continued sexting for over a year after he publicly apologized and resigned from Congress in 2011. And just a few minutes ago, I heard Weiner declare that there might be another six...or possibly ten women he has been sexting with. So this has turned out to be too much for even liberals such as the KOmmies as you can see in their THREAD, "Weiner's Numbers Plummet." I think the FUnniest thing that will happen is after Weiner either loses or drops out of the NYC mayoral race because without a career in politics, he has NOTHING. Look for Huma to drop him because in a marriage of convenience there is absolutely no convenience in being married to a political loser. The good news for Weiner is that when he gives up all hope of a political career and with no Huma around, he will be free to Sext all he wants. No holds barred. So let us now watch the KOmmies beat Weiner in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that if you lose you family and career over a sex scandal it would have been nice to have had real sex as part of the deal, is in the [brackets]:

HUFFINGTON POST

Anthony Weiner's reputation and his standing in the New York City mayoral primary have both plummeted, according to the first poll taken since Weiner admitted Wednesday that his online sexual misdeeds continued past his 2011 resignation from Congress. Weiner's negatives are at an all-time high: Just 30 percent of registered New York Democrats now view him favorably, while 55 percent have an unfavorable impression, an overnight NBC 4 New York/Wall Street Journal/Marist poll found. The figures are a dramatic flip from June, when 52 percent rated him favorably in another poll.

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[Okay, Weiner went limp following the latest revelations. Now on to the KOmmie beating of Weiner.]

You don't elect a pathological liar. All his campaign promises might as well be radio static.

[Then explain why you voted for Obama.]

Apparently Weiner was still sex texting as late as this March. Come on, this is after extensive therapy & dragging his wife thru the muck. Enough is enough. He's still sick. Now I'm beginning to wonder about her.

[Some have claimed that he was sexting during his latest apology press conference.]

One could call his numbers flaccid.

[The jokes are just too hard to resist. And did I just inadvertently make a pun?]

He's down to a dribble of supporters.

[Ben Burch was touched by Weiner.]

His poll has softened against stiff opposition.

[I heard that Huma has been avoiding his poll.]

I'm not sure what else he might be able to do to earn a living, but he needs to think about it long and hard. (pun not intended)

[Liar!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; kommies
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Imagine the headlines if Huma performs a Bobbit on Weiner.
1 posted on 07/26/2013 8:32:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Man, that guy as a Tweety Bird head if I ever saw one.


2 posted on 07/26/2013 8:33:58 AM PDT by mware
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To: PJ-Comix

He’s done. The crossfire between FR and DU is a very bad place to be. BTT


3 posted on 07/26/2013 8:34:09 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 07/26/2013 8:34:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: mware

IB4TP?

Top Ten!


5 posted on 07/26/2013 8:34:21 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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top 10!


6 posted on 07/26/2013 8:35:07 AM PDT by glasseye
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He’s a Careless Dangler.


7 posted on 07/26/2013 8:36:13 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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:: I posted some FUnnie remarks about Weiner (not hard to do) ::

Little Tony would argue the “not hard” part with you!


8 posted on 07/26/2013 8:37:09 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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Huffie, KOmmies and DUmmies:

Weiner may be a social-media perv but...he’s OUR Weiner!

Libs own this slimeball.


9 posted on 07/26/2013 8:41:31 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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BTW, PJ...

Did you get my text earlier? :-)


10 posted on 07/26/2013 8:44:29 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: cripplecreek

Huma considers it a cunning stunt.


11 posted on 07/26/2013 8:45:32 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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I keep posting on liberal threads that I support Carlos Danger for mayor.
I wonder if they even know who that is?

In all seriousness I hope Weiner gets the nomination. NY especially NYC deserve him. They were the ones who elected him in the first place, they supported Clinton because it was, "just about sex" and it was, "nobody's business except for him and Hillary". Now these same progressives decry Weiner for what amounts to the same thing. They had nothing to say about Gosnell, or the murders in Benghazi but since Weiner looks like a joke they're against him. I guarantee, if the MSM ignored the Weiner story, the same way they ignored all the other REAL crimes comitted in the name of progressivism, they'd still be behind Weiner.

12 posted on 07/26/2013 8:48:30 AM PDT by YankeeReb
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Weiner seems to have a pathologically defective sense of cause and effect. He seems to be unable to take into account the long range consequences of his immediate actions to his life as a whole. His inability to act on principles, and the fact that he is motivated by his own immediate interests and emotions and his lack of self control casts doubt on his ability to make correct judgments and decisions, which makes him unfit to hold an important public office.


13 posted on 07/26/2013 8:49:52 AM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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yup. I heard she was an excellent speaker, a real master of the English Language.

A Cunning Linguist, as it were.

14 posted on 07/26/2013 9:00:53 AM PDT by wbill
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In 1988, I publicly asked the question,regarding Billy Jeff’s prevarications, “Is Bill Clinton a “master debater” or simply a “cunning linguist”?”

Was I the first to use the two terms together? I don’t know.


15 posted on 07/26/2013 9:14:02 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

OMG! That is an ugly man!


16 posted on 07/26/2013 9:44:48 AM PDT by Ditter
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Most of his correspondents have never seen his face.


17 posted on 07/26/2013 9:47:28 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Maybe that is the reason he sends out photos of his junk, it is better looking than his face.


18 posted on 07/26/2013 9:51:31 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

Huma = Head Up My Ass


19 posted on 07/26/2013 9:54:13 AM PDT by RangerM
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Liberals would do well to consider Aesop's fable about the frog and the scorpion.

they should consider themselves as the frog, and their leaders as the scorpion.

For that matter, conservatives wind up in the role of frog way too often; but not as often, not as badly, and they never take the scorpion for a second ride across the river.

20 posted on 07/26/2013 10:05:57 AM PDT by chesley (Vast deserts of political ignorance makes liberalism possible - James Lewis)
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