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Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman
wordpress ^ | July 15, 2013 | Dan from Squirrel Hill

Posted on 07/16/2013 2:24:57 AM PDT by grundle

Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

On July 15, 2013, thousands of protestors in Times Square chanted:

“Trayvon did not have to die. We don’t know the reason why.”

To those thousands of protestors, as well as to the millions of other people who share their point of view, I would like to present the following simple, handy dandy, step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I follow these steps every day, and the results speak for themselves. If you follow these simple and easy steps, then you, too, can avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman.

Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.

Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.

Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.

Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.

That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.

It works for me.

And if you follow these steps, it will work for you too.



TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: crime; georgezimmerman; justicefortrayvon; trayvon

1 posted on 07/16/2013 2:24:57 AM PDT by grundle
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To: Admin Moderator

Please allow this duplicate posting so the morning people get a chance to see it. Thanks.


2 posted on 07/16/2013 2:25:16 AM PDT by grundle
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To: grundle; All

3 posted on 07/16/2013 2:26:49 AM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: grundle

I would add a step. Don’t get doped up on weed and start acting like you are some powerful muscle-bound dimwit.


4 posted on 07/16/2013 2:29:00 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: pepsionice

The book will proably wind up being a “Best Seller” in two days. Lock and load people, it’s just getting started.


5 posted on 07/16/2013 4:59:56 AM PDT by DaveA37 (I'm for SMALLER , HONEST government)
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