Company Introduces Caucasion Protection [Satire for the race-bait weary]

Big Hairy News ^ | July 10, 2013 | Scooter Van Neuter

[WXRGina]

PHOENIX (BHN) - In anticipation of race riots following a likely 'not guilty' verdict in the George Zimmerman trial, clothing retailer Thugfail introduced their new line of "Safecracka"(TM) caucasian protection hoodies Wednesday.

Thugfail CEO Scooter Van Neuter described the hoodie at a Phoenix press conference:

"We are all about diversity here, and have had great success marketing our Trayvon Thugfail (TM) hoodie to people of color. I wanted something for our white customers so we came up with the Safecracka (TM) model. Hopefully, it will prevent some unprovoked beatings."

The innovative new hoodie features a deployable "raging thug" image and reversible Star Wars / "Kill Whitey" insignia. The Safecracka (TM) is available in black, gray, white, and retails for $45.

[WXRGina]

NO, OF COURSE this is not a real product.

[raybbr]

http://blackpeopleloveus.com/

[boxlunch]

that’s hilarious

[WXRGina]

HA! That’s funny. But, when I was a kid, the black girls I knew used to like to touch MY hair. :-)

[bigheadfred]

[WXRGina]

Any old port in a storm... :-)

[WXRGina]

AIEEEE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[WXRGina]

Check out #2 PING

[GenXteacher]

The face on that one would end any riot- everyone would flee in terror at the sight of a Sasquatch!

[WXRGina]

Fred, here's what Scooter did to a picture of just me and my Mom last year, except I think I jacked with the color settings and messed it up a little...

[bigheadfred]

who are the party crashers in the back ;-)

[WXRGina]

I don’t know who they are, but they surely look like they were there! :-)