Skip to comments.Find MOOCHelle's Most Horrific Frock & Win MOTUS’ Big Frocky Horror Picture Show© Contest
Posted on 04/29/2013 8:53:20 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Pressing matters of state call me away today, so Im going to have to give you all a homework assignment in my absence. Inspired by Jannas comment yesterday:
I must admit I am curious ( yes, I know what curiosity did to the cat ) about the rest of the Frocky Horror Mooch wore butt since I havent been to the tea trolly yet its probably just as well I dont know.
Im launching the official Frocky Horror Picture Show© contest. Submit any of your favorite Frocky Horrors that Lady M has worn over the years as an attachment in a comment. Only one picture per comment, please. Then you, and everyone else can like the heck out of your personal faves.
Your choice may be one of the top 5 chosen to be included in the final Frocky Horror Picture Show© on-line poll on Wednesday. Whoever submits the winning entry will receive a coveted Golden FLOTUS Award, so get busy! These babies arent awarded every day! Or even every year.
The coveted Golden FLOTUS
So upload as many of your favorite Frocky Horrors as you wish (remember just 1 per comment since well be voting). Then, switch into community organizer mode and mobilize your friends, family, neighbors and busloads of homeless, to cast dozens of likes for them. It wont be hard to get the homeless to vote for any Obama.
Remember, as always, Chicago rules apply: you can double or triple like something, just by logging in as a guest. (Butt there are some new rules recently implemented by Disqus regarding dislikes: you cant cast a dislike vote unless you are logged in with a verified Disqus account: one small step for mankind one giant step to squash those pesky trolls. It would have made more sense to pick the Frocky Horrors with the most dislikes for the finals, butt with Disqus new voter ID rules, that might have been racist.
Anyway, grab a cuppa Joe or whatever it takes and open your vaults, check your files, review your photo streams, Google and Bing away: we are looking for the best of Lady Ms Frocky Horrors and only you can help us locate them.
Here are a couple of oldies butt goodies for your consideration just to get your memory gears oiled up:
Mos Mentoring Belt from November, 2009
Gazing on Greatness, from December 2010
There really are too many to count, butt count we will. If you dont have your own vault of special memories heres a little hint: just click on any random week from MOTUS archive at the very bottom of the sidebar. There will be something special there!
Now get out there and do your part to preserve Lady Ms legacy in the Haul of Fashion.
...Enter To Win Here>>>
Right up your alley. Let the fun begin.
The guy on the right with the cookware sleepware kind of photo bombs the “frock”.
Where’s the photo with the two Foxy ladies and Michele on the steps? They looked fabulous...she looked frumpy...
The airport one needs to be up...olive green backside with panty line...ugh!
What the heck is that one where she’s hugging the other woman? The skirt looks like a toddler took a pencil to it.
How about the dress that shows her “package”? ugh
I really can’t tell who has the worst looking outfit in that shot. All three are pretty tragic.
How much fun! :D
hahahah oh yea...that one too!
She has such a strange body! Look where her waist is. A few inches below the pots and pans guy’s neck! Her knockers are at his neck height. She has the lower body of a 8 foot tall Amazon, and the upper body of a 10 year old! Odd!
Of the fifteen thousand important reasons to be wary of BHO’s Presidency, Michelle’s appearance isn’t anywhere on my radar.
Besides I like a honky tonk badonkadonk.
I have to say that Flotus should not wear dresses that have a waistline. I don't know what is going on with her body; but, those type of dresses really look awful on her because the waist always seems too high (made worse by her always wearing those belts that look like they are under her armpits or something).
However, the pic that you commented on, with the two chefs, is just incredible. I vote for that photo. There are a lot of pics of her that are not complementary; but, this one is also funny. (And, as an aside, does the color of her sweater actually go with the dress?)
She's a big butted woman loving a small peckered man.
Interesting that she changed her Shoes between the airport arrival and the limo arrival. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
I think this is the crux of the problem. She has a weird body type, and she seems to pick out clothing that accents the weirdness. I have no idea where her actual waist is; but, it certainly is not where most dresses have their waist. So, when she wears a dress with a waist, it looks awful on her. Does she not have a mirror, or a best friend. Is everyone around her such a sycophant that they tell her she looks good in these frocks.
My other problem with the way she dresses is that she seems to have difficulty picking out appropriate dresses for the occasion she is attending. Thus, she meets the Queen of England in an outfit that looks like she is taking the kids to the zoo on a hot day.
With her strange body I do not know why she does not always wear black slacks, skirt or shorts to deemphasize the big butt. And on the top wear something bright to make her tiny chest look bigger.
That seems like it would be basic fashion sense that these designers that she likes would understand. We are not talking about some runway model here that can wear whatever the latest odd concoction is.
You know it never occurred to me until now that she might be color-blind.
Remember the late night tv screens, just before all the snow? My first thought on that one.
It’s obvious she doesn’t have a French butt.
I agree - it's really hard to beat Michelle's classic Howard Johnson Motor Lodge ensemble.
I've wondered this a few times myself.
The WH must have entire armies of people dedicated to etiquette and deportment. What to wear, correct address for this person or that position, which fork to use, and so on and so on.
The fact that Moochelle hasn't taken advantage of such a thing, says volumes to me. OR, the fact that no one has taken her aside to say, "Really, this isn't a good look for you....." might speak more volumes. Either way, it doesn't say much for her.
I think that she must be a pretty foul person. She always looks like she smells something bad. BO deserves her.
This is not one of them (the Black Widow):
I didn’t see that one, however, the one with the green dress would make 0b0z0 wish he had one. Maybe this why they’re still married!
It’s against nature to have two queens in the white hive
I second your request and will ask for help for someone to post the green dress popped up like never before. Hehehe
Thank you in advance, FRiends.
Her Moochness always has that sour Aunt Esther “I’m gonna get you sucka” look on her face.
You can easily envision Jackie O in any outfit that Michelle wears. Here, I'll help!
Looks like a kid on a playground!
Hey! She looked pretty bad at the table with Bo in college...thinking that orange top and huge glasses..and her traditional peeved off look.
I understand she won’t take advise when given her about her dress and style.
My eyes! What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Oh my goodness. Did she not shave that day. Gross.
That’s it!!!! Man that’s one ugly face!
OMG, I never saw this one before.
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