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Find MOOCHelle's Most Horrific Frock & Win MOTUS’ Big Frocky Horror Picture Show© Contest
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-29-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/29/2013 8:53:20 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Pressing matters of state call me away today, so I’m going to have to give you all a homework assignment in my absence. Inspired by Janna’s comment yesterday:

 I must admit I am curious ( yes, I know what curiosity did to the cat ) about the rest of the Frocky Horror Mooch wore butt since I haven’t been to the tea trolly yet its probably just as well I don’t know.

I’m launching the official “Frocky Horror Picture Show©” contest. Submit any of your favorite “Frocky Horrors” that Lady M has worn over the years as an attachment in a comment. Only one picture per comment, please. Then you, and everyone else can “like” the heck out of your personal faves.

Your choice may be one of the top 5 chosen to be included in the final Frocky Horror Picture Show© on-line poll on Wednesday. Whoever submits the winning entry will receive a coveted Golden FLOTUS Award, so get busy! These babies aren’t awarded every day! Or even every year.GOLDEN FLOTUS-hall of fame small copy

The coveted Golden FLOTUS 

So upload as many of your favorite “Frocky Horrors” as you wish (remember just 1 per comment since we’ll be voting). Then, switch into community organizer mode and mobilize your friends, family, neighbors and busloads of homeless, to cast dozens of “likes” for them. It won’t be hard to get the homeless to vote for any Obama.

Remember, as always, Chicago rules apply: you can double or triple “like” something, just by logging in as a “guest.” (Butt there are some new rules recently implemented by Disqus regarding “dislikes:” you can’t cast a “dislike” vote unless you are logged in with a verified Disqus account: one small step for mankind one giant step to squash those pesky trolls. It would have made more sense to pick the “Frocky Horrors” with the most “dislikes” for the finals, butt with Disqus’ new voter ID rules, that might have been racist.

Anyway, grab a cuppa Joe – or whatever it takes – and open your vaults, check your files, review your photo streams, Google and Bing away: we are looking for the best of Lady M’s Frocky Horrors and only you can help us locate them.

Here are a couple of oldies butt goodies for your consideration – just to get your memory gears oiled up:

sipaphotostwo551790-DC-MICHELLE-OBAMo’s Mentoring Belt from November, 2009

 

mo's back zipGazing on Greatness, from December 2010

There really are too many to count, butt count we will. If you don’t have your own vault of special memories here’s a little hint: just click on any random week from MOTUS’ archive at the very bottom of the sidebar. There will be something special there!

Now get out there and do your part to preserve Lady M’s legacy in the “Haul of Fashion.”

...Enter To Win Here>>>


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: michelle; michellefrocks; michelleobamadresses; michelleobamafrocks; michelleobamaphotos; obama
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1 posted on 04/29/2013 8:53:20 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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2 posted on 04/29/2013 8:58:56 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: NOBO2012
I think this one really takes the cake...


3 posted on 04/29/2013 8:59:35 AM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Cicero
Or, if that doesn't qualify as a frock:


4 posted on 04/29/2013 9:00:04 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: LucyT

Right up your alley. Let the fun begin.


5 posted on 04/29/2013 9:01:02 AM PDT by Rushmore Rocks
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To: NOBO2012

6 posted on 04/29/2013 9:01:35 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: Slyfox

The guy on the right with the cookware sleepware kind of photo bombs the “frock”.


7 posted on 04/29/2013 9:01:48 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: Slyfox

Where’s the photo with the two Foxy ladies and Michele on the steps? They looked fabulous...she looked frumpy...


8 posted on 04/29/2013 9:02:27 AM PDT by caww
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To: Cicero

The airport one needs to be up...olive green backside with panty line...ugh!


9 posted on 04/29/2013 9:03:25 AM PDT by caww
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To: NOBO2012

What the heck is that one where she’s hugging the other woman? The skirt looks like a toddler took a pencil to it.


10 posted on 04/29/2013 9:07:21 AM PDT by Nea Wood (When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.)
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To: NOBO2012
That FLOTUS award is way too slim to represent our lard-butt Royal Hindass Mooche-elle.
11 posted on 04/29/2013 9:07:51 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: caww

How about the dress that shows her “package”? ugh


12 posted on 04/29/2013 9:09:11 AM PDT by dforest (I have now entered the Twilight Zone.)
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13 posted on 04/29/2013 9:09:12 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Slyfox

I really can’t tell who has the worst looking outfit in that shot. All three are pretty tragic.


14 posted on 04/29/2013 9:10:34 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (The Cardinals chose wisely.)
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To: NOBO2012

How much fun! :D


15 posted on 04/29/2013 9:11:24 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: dforest

hahahah oh yea...that one too!


16 posted on 04/29/2013 9:11:46 AM PDT by caww
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To: Slyfox

She has such a strange body! Look where her waist is. A few inches below the pots and pans guy’s neck! Her knockers are at his neck height. She has the lower body of a 8 foot tall Amazon, and the upper body of a 10 year old! Odd!


17 posted on 04/29/2013 9:12:17 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: NOBO2012

18 posted on 04/29/2013 9:13:00 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (LBJ declared war on poverty and lost. Barack Obama declared war on prosperity and won. /csmusaret)
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To: Cicero

Of the fifteen thousand important reasons to be wary of BHO’s Presidency, Michelle’s appearance isn’t anywhere on my radar.

Besides I like a honky tonk badonkadonk.


19 posted on 04/29/2013 9:14:13 AM PDT by golux
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To: SandyInSeattle
Sandy, I have to agree. What was going on that day that everyone looked so horrifying?

I have to say that Flotus should not wear dresses that have a waistline. I don't know what is going on with her body; but, those type of dresses really look awful on her because the waist always seems too high (made worse by her always wearing those belts that look like they are under her armpits or something).

However, the pic that you commented on, with the two chefs, is just incredible. I vote for that photo. There are a lot of pics of her that are not complementary; but, this one is also funny. (And, as an aside, does the color of her sweater actually go with the dress?)

20 posted on 04/29/2013 9:17:08 AM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: NOBO2012
Every time I see our BigButt firstest ‘lady’, I think of a parody to the WillY & Waylon song, “SHE'S A BIG HEARTED WOMAN LOVING A GOOD TIMING MAN”

She's a big butted woman loving a small peckered man.

21 posted on 04/29/2013 9:18:03 AM PDT by Tupelo (The Government lies, then the media lies to cover up the government lies.)
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To: freedumb2003

Interesting that she changed her Shoes between the airport arrival and the limo arrival. Yeah, that’s the ticket.


23 posted on 04/29/2013 9:22:29 AM PDT by bunster
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
She has such a strange body!

I think this is the crux of the problem. She has a weird body type, and she seems to pick out clothing that accents the weirdness. I have no idea where her actual waist is; but, it certainly is not where most dresses have their waist. So, when she wears a dress with a waist, it looks awful on her. Does she not have a mirror, or a best friend. Is everyone around her such a sycophant that they tell her she looks good in these frocks.

My other problem with the way she dresses is that she seems to have difficulty picking out appropriate dresses for the occasion she is attending. Thus, she meets the Queen of England in an outfit that looks like she is taking the kids to the zoo on a hot day.

24 posted on 04/29/2013 9:25:07 AM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

With her strange body I do not know why she does not always wear black slacks, skirt or shorts to deemphasize the big butt. And on the top wear something bright to make her tiny chest look bigger.

That seems like it would be basic fashion sense that these designers that she likes would understand. We are not talking about some runway model here that can wear whatever the latest odd concoction is.


25 posted on 04/29/2013 9:26:17 AM PDT by angry elephant (Endangered species in Seattle)
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To: NOBO2012

26 posted on 04/29/2013 9:28:25 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: angry elephant

You know it never occurred to me until now that she might be color-blind.


27 posted on 04/29/2013 9:30:12 AM PDT by txhurl
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28 posted on 04/29/2013 9:30:44 AM PDT by notaliberal ( Democraps denied God thrice!)
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To: TexasCajun

Remember the late night tv screens, just before all the snow? My first thought on that one.


29 posted on 04/29/2013 9:31:11 AM PDT by sheana
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To: NOBO2012

30 posted on 04/29/2013 9:34:09 AM PDT by notaliberal ( Democraps denied God thrice!)
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To: NOBO2012
I think this picture shows off the refinement of our First Lady very nicely.


31 posted on 04/29/2013 9:57:39 AM PDT by Bon mots
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To: notaliberal

It’s obvious she doesn’t have a French butt.


32 posted on 04/29/2013 10:01:06 AM PDT by Catmom
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To: txhurl
Perhaps that explains why she wore Communist Red to a state dinner for our great anti-Communist ally South Korea.


33 posted on 04/29/2013 10:08:27 AM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: Slyfox

I agree - it's really hard to beat Michelle's classic Howard Johnson Motor Lodge ensemble.

34 posted on 04/29/2013 10:13:45 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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35 posted on 04/29/2013 10:14:50 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Ʋ)
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To: LibertarianLiz
Does she not have a mirror, or a best friend. Is everyone around her such a sycophant that they tell her she looks good in these frocks

I've wondered this a few times myself.

The WH must have entire armies of people dedicated to etiquette and deportment. What to wear, correct address for this person or that position, which fork to use, and so on and so on.

The fact that Moochelle hasn't taken advantage of such a thing, says volumes to me. OR, the fact that no one has taken her aside to say, "Really, this isn't a good look for you....." might speak more volumes. Either way, it doesn't say much for her.

I think that she must be a pretty foul person. She always looks like she smells something bad. BO deserves her.

36 posted on 04/29/2013 10:20:51 AM PDT by wbill
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To: randita
I think that there are actually a couple of rather pretty dresses in that collection.

This is not one of them (the Black Widow):


37 posted on 04/29/2013 10:23:01 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: NOBO2012
I don't know how to post photo but can anyone find the black and red dress from this year's inauguration, as she was walking down the stairs to be seated,she's either wearing a sex toy of some type under her dress or she's a man... it is by far the absolute worst picture of ANY first lady in the WORLD!
38 posted on 04/29/2013 10:24:14 AM PDT by GizzyGirl
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To: GizzyGirl; rxsid; LucyT; maggief

I didn’t see that one, however, the one with the green dress would make 0b0z0 wish he had one. Maybe this why they’re still married!

It’s against nature to have two queens in the white hive

I second your request and will ask for help for someone to post the green dress popped up like never before. Hehehe

Thank you in advance, FRiends.


39 posted on 04/29/2013 11:02:42 AM PDT by melancholy
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To: NOBO2012

Her Moochness always has that sour Aunt Esther “I’m gonna get you sucka” look on her face.


40 posted on 04/29/2013 11:04:01 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: NOBO2012

41 posted on 04/29/2013 11:09:02 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: BykrBayb
It's easy to see why they always say Michelle is the most fashionable first lady since Jackie O.

You can easily envision Jackie O in any outfit that Michelle wears. Here, I'll help!


42 posted on 04/29/2013 11:10:39 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

Looks like a kid on a playground!


43 posted on 04/29/2013 11:12:06 AM PDT by caww
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To: dead

Hey! She looked pretty bad at the table with Bo in college...thinking that orange top and huge glasses..and her traditional peeved off look.


44 posted on 04/29/2013 11:15:26 AM PDT by caww
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To: LibertarianLiz

I understand she won’t take advise when given her about her dress and style.


45 posted on 04/29/2013 11:17:05 AM PDT by caww
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To: Bon mots

My eyes! What has been seen cannot be unseen!


46 posted on 04/29/2013 11:22:54 AM PDT by subterfuge (CBS NBC ABC FOX AP-- all no different than Pravda.)
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To: caww


47 posted on 04/29/2013 11:25:14 AM PDT by LucyT
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To: Bon mots

Oh my goodness. Did she not shave that day. Gross.


48 posted on 04/29/2013 11:27:54 AM PDT by Mercat
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To: LucyT

That’s it!!!! Man that’s one ugly face!


49 posted on 04/29/2013 11:28:28 AM PDT by caww
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To: TexasCajun

OMG, I never saw this one before.


50 posted on 04/29/2013 11:29:51 AM PDT by goldi
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