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The Obamas Do Dallas: Return of the Boob Belt & That Unfortunate "Itch"
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-25-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/25/2013 10:33:11 AM PDT by NOBO2012

It’s official. After 3 sightings within the past week, just like the swallows returning to Capistrano each spring, the boob belt is back. I knew you’d want to be the first to know.

Here we see several sightings, each one accenting Lady M’s arrow straight profile ever so handsomely.

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My favorite, hands down, is this fuchsia draped neck frock with the standard issue black mini-me and eyelet boob belt that MO wore yesterday. Demonstrating yet again that we know how to keep our priorities straight following unspeakable tragedies, Big Guy and Lady M boarded Air Force Won bound for an event in Dallas  guaranteed to increase our revenue stream: a DNC fundraiser. Because taking the House back in 2014 is more important than terrorism, national debt, or even global warming.

So off we went, ever mindful of job number Won. Unfortunately Lady M’s frock was made from some sort of itchy fabric:

bo mo arrive dallas love field with an itch

Or possibly it’s just that being around Muslim leaders that gives Lady M the itch.

INDONESIA-OBAMA/

Or I suppose it could be simple indigestion.

itch much

(SNIP)

The only unfortunate thing about skipping out of tonight’s celebration of “planned parenthood” is that Big Guy had to stick around in Dallas to attend the official opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Boy, you can imagine how much he and MO wanted to do that!

5 presidents5 Presidents: whoa! They put the halo on the wrong Won!

Butt I must say, Hil’s beginning to make Lady M look pretty good:

mo and hil

Of course, she even makes Rosalyn look pretty good.

Back on point though, re. Planned Parenthood; don’t worry, Big Guy’s not stiffing them altogether. He and TOTUS will still give his speech at the Planned Parenthood “general assembly”  (sounds like a church, doesn’t it?) tomorrow. Because Big Guy “has done more than any president in history for women's health and rights"

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Well, that, and the fact that he owes them. Big Time:

“There is no industry that President Obama is more willing to protect than the abortion industry and particularly Planned Parenthood,

(SNIP)

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; bush43; bushlibrary; dallas; flotusmichelle; gwbushlibraryphoto; michelleobamaphoto; obama; plannedparenthood; presidents

1 posted on 04/25/2013 10:33:11 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Scabies?


2 posted on 04/25/2013 10:36:56 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Pecker gnats


3 posted on 04/25/2013 10:38:38 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (NRA Life Member)
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To: NOBO2012
OMG All of America should be embarrassed
4 posted on 04/25/2013 10:41:20 AM PDT by sheana
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To: NOBO2012

Looks like Hillary’s been choosing fabrics at Softmart again.


5 posted on 04/25/2013 10:42:53 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Michelle may have a bad case of “rottencrotch”. Maybe so bad that Broncho Bamma has contracted the dreaded “Rotyourcockoff”.
Probably from poor sanitary conditions in the White Hut.
6 posted on 04/25/2013 10:43:36 AM PDT by Tupelo (The Government lies, then the media lies to cover up the government lies.)
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To: NOBO2012

The “Boob” has been there since 01/20/2009, whether it has been wearing a belt or not.


7 posted on 04/25/2013 10:44:28 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

Crab lice.

Any guesses from who?


8 posted on 04/25/2013 10:44:44 AM PDT by Tigerized ("..and whack 'em, and whack 'em, and whack 'em!' cried the Toad in ecstasy." (continuing in 2013))
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To: NOBO2012

Why does Jimmah appear to have a halo?


9 posted on 04/25/2013 10:46:44 AM PDT by broken_clock (Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Hillary looks and act insane.
10 posted on 04/25/2013 10:46:57 AM PDT by WesternPacific (The herded sheep have finally arrived at the slaughter house.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Looks like Hillary’s been choosing fabrics at Softmart again.

Looks like she’s drunk again


11 posted on 04/25/2013 10:48:42 AM PDT by molson209
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To: Tijeras_Slim

“Looks like Hillary’s been choosing fabrics at Softmart again.”

Ya mean the one in North Korea?

The Bush ladies look nice. Rosalyn’s otufit looks okay in a 1970’s sort-of-way. She reminds me of an older Mary Tyler Moore.


12 posted on 04/25/2013 10:50:09 AM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: NOBO2012

I thought I detected a stench wafting over from Dallas this morning (more than usual.)


13 posted on 04/25/2013 10:51:40 AM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: NOBO2012

Maybe her new tatoo is itching.


14 posted on 04/25/2013 10:52:26 AM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
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To: NOBO2012
Maybe it wasn't an itch.

Perhaps she was just re-arranging her package.

15 posted on 04/25/2013 10:52:30 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: NOBO2012

I keep telling people that the belt is not a boob belt.

It’s a butt belt.

She cannot wear ot any lower, because her ass is so big it won’t fit around it.


16 posted on 04/25/2013 10:54:13 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: NOBO2012
 photo Fetus_zps39423f22.jpg Maybe she is just checking she isn't having another miscarriage.
17 posted on 04/25/2013 10:54:58 AM PDT by RetSignman ("...a Republic if you can keep it")
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To: Responsibility2nd

And countless camel toes and panty line pics. She is beyond disgusting.


18 posted on 04/25/2013 10:57:48 AM PDT by bgill
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To: NOBO2012

I like the red socks with stars on Bush Sr.


19 posted on 04/25/2013 10:59:01 AM PDT by PeevedPatriot
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To: NOBO2012

Crotch Rot.


20 posted on 04/25/2013 11:00:13 AM PDT by Andy'smom
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Scabies?

No, jock itch.

21 posted on 04/25/2013 11:03:31 AM PDT by Bob
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I had a nicer looking couch in my college apt, than that fabric.


22 posted on 04/25/2013 11:06:11 AM PDT by carriage_hill (No one can go back and make a new start, but anyone can start from now, and make a new ending.)
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To: broken_clock

It’s a Chuckee-Cheese Club Cap.


23 posted on 04/25/2013 11:07:51 AM PDT by carriage_hill (No one can go back and make a new start, but anyone can start from now, and make a new ending.)
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To: NOBO2012

Maybe she actually has an out-ee and was raw after going all Brokeback on Barry last night.


24 posted on 04/25/2013 11:07:54 AM PDT by Made In The USA (I'm not yelling, just... just talking enthusiastically..)
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To: NOBO2012

Itchy coochie alert!


25 posted on 04/25/2013 11:14:56 AM PDT by dragonblustar ($3.50)
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To: NOBO2012

Hillary’s doing her “drunk grandma” act again.


26 posted on 04/25/2013 11:30:29 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: 21twelve
Rosalyn Carter doesn't look bad for almost 86 years old..her birthday will be in Aug..born 1927..

Hillary is a tubby...wait until 2016...she won't be doing any running up steps by then...lol

27 posted on 04/25/2013 11:31:30 AM PDT by haircutter (,,,)
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To: NOBO2012
couple pic's of Michelle Obama where her wig looks like it is about to take flight...time for a new one MO.
28 posted on 04/25/2013 11:33:06 AM PDT by haircutter (,,,)
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To: PeevedPatriot

do you think those ‘pink stockings’ are special for circulation problems? bet they are...


29 posted on 04/25/2013 11:36:21 AM PDT by haircutter (,,,)
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To: haircutter

Austin Powers:

That’s a man baby!


30 posted on 04/25/2013 11:38:45 AM PDT by bicyclerepair (0bama is a POS, with all due respect to excrement.)
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To: NOBO2012
Dusty, crusty crotch...
31 posted on 04/25/2013 11:41:23 AM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

LMAO


32 posted on 04/25/2013 11:53:18 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ( (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization))
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To: 21twelve

Rosalynn looks out of it. She strikes me as a mean-tempered old broad.


33 posted on 04/25/2013 11:54:28 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ( (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization))
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Scabies?

Or crotchcrickets...

34 posted on 04/25/2013 12:29:58 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: haircutter

“do you think those ‘pink stockings’ are special for circulation problems? bet they are...”

I remember reading a post on another thread yesterday - apologies in advance for not giving credit to the FReeper, but don’t recall which thread it was on or who said it. Paraphrasing from memory: GHWB has been wearing colorful socks since he’s been in a wheelchair. He felt that people would look at his socks and get a chuckle, therefore be more at ease and focus on his socks rather than his wheelchair (he doesn’t want a pity-party).


35 posted on 04/26/2013 3:30:09 AM PDT by Seattle Conservative (God Bless and protect our troops)
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To: Seattle Conservative
yes...saw that after I posted...but having worked in a nursing home I’ve seen similar for cir.problems...
thanks for correcting me...
36 posted on 04/26/2013 11:14:03 AM PDT by haircutter (,,,)
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To: haircutter

You’re welcome. Thank you for your dedication working in nursing homes - I think it takes a special person to help and work with those patients.

I worked in hospitals some years ago, but back then we only had the TEDs - long white ones that aren’t very attractive.

Best,
SC


37 posted on 04/27/2013 3:40:04 AM PDT by Seattle Conservative (God Bless and protect our troops)
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To: Seattle Conservative
loved my job...had a beauty/barber shop in a nursing home for 11 years then retired...still miss the job...did hairdressing for 42 years..also traveled to hospitals and funeral homes when we lost one...folks just don't realize the history our older generation have to share...when we age people love to talk, and where best to do that than a beauty shop!! loved going to work...every day ♥...
38 posted on 04/27/2013 7:27:46 AM PDT by haircutter (,,,)
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