Skip to comments.Obama Makes the Science Fair More Fair!
Posted on 04/23/2013 8:33:09 AM PDT by NOBO2012
There isnt much to report today. This years Science Fair, hosted yesterday by Big Guy a.k.a. Dr. Science was a real dud. Not even half as exciting as as last years winning entry, the rocket-fueled marshmallow launcher:
Marshmallow Launcher Wins 2012 Science Fair and a Defense Department Contract!
The rules were changed this year, prohibiting all military style weapons from the competition. Also in short supply this year: cute little white boys in glasses.
This years science fair seemed to focus more on diversity and political correctness than actual science.
Diversity R Us; Science R Second: Making the Science Fair more fair
Although we did have some great green-energy science projects like this collapsible, transportable, bicycle powered emergency water-sanitation station.
Hey! Wheres your helmet?
In case the sequester cuts result in a disruption of your municipal water supply.
Oh sure, there were still a few robots in this years winners of the country-wide science, technology, engineering and math (STEM) competitions:
If you could teach it to make shave ice, Id buy one.
The one exception to the new no anti-personnel devices rule in this years Science Fair was a rocket powered by a renewable alternative energy source; corn syrup I think:
Nicely done, boys. Say, do you think you could make this into a drone?
Apparently nobody on staff, other than Joey B, is aware of just how dangerous corn syrup is.
Hands down though, the winner of this years Science Fair project was this unique device:
The BHO-OBOT Mind Melder, re-election edition.
Big guy was so impressed with its powers that he immediately placed an order for 350 million.
Now I really must run. I need to clear out last year stock from my little MOTUS Boutique to make room for the new spring stock.
Quackus Maximus Lame Duck Presidency stickers, arriving soon!
I may be posting a little late tomorrow. Im flying to MOTUS Boutique headquarters, and as you all know, it takes a little longer (like 3 hours) to fly anywhere commercial these days thanks to the Republicans heartless sequester cuts. And since Im no longer permitted to fly on Air Force Won Too (also due to sequester cuts) I have to factor the extra 3 hours into my flight plan.
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He really likes the look of that young man’s rocket.
Does he actually ever work?
That’s pretty much how I look at it.
Why would even ask that question? What are you a racist?! He works so hard that he(and his family) is forced to take many R&R trips just to relieve the stress! /s
Ahhh, true. I am being a bit insensitive. I apologize.
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