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City Defends Hiring Non-Swimming Minorities as Lifeguards
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^
| 5 Apr 2013
| John Semmens
Posted on 04/05/2013 7:05:29 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
It’s a good thing humans usually float.
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:07:02 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: John Semmens
Another satire article that could easily be true.
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:07:50 PM PDT
by
Viennacon
To: Jonty30
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:07:53 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(The rabbit hole that Obama is leading us down just gets deeper and deeper.)
To: John Semmens
Ya almost ..
almost .. got me !
And sadly, it's completely believeable, John.
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:09:24 PM PDT
by
tomkat
( if FReepers start goin' quiet, it's finally ON . . no gulags for me, whatever the cost)
To: John Semmens
You caught me this time, John, and I always catch satire. It’s too good not to be true!
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:10:02 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Viennacon
Another satire article that could easily be true.
I actually thought this was true and just shrugged.
It’s hard to tell the difference between satire and truth these days.
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:11:26 PM PDT
by
laplata
(The Answer To 1984 Is 1776)
To: Jonty30
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:15:27 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: doc1019
I wasn’t being time specific. :)
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:15:44 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: Jonty30
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:16:40 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(The rabbit hole that Obama is leading us down just gets deeper and deeper.)
To: Revolting cat!
A swimming pool with enough water in it to drown ~ in Phoenix in the summer?
Always a giveaway that it's satire!
Hahahahahaha!
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:19:23 PM PDT
by
muawiyah
To: Viennacon
You are so right would anyone be surprised if it was true?
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:19:53 PM PDT
by
funfan
To: John Semmens
LOL, it'd be funny if it weren't so scary close to the truth...
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:23:16 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: John Semmens
non-swimming minorities
aka anchors
To: John Semmens
And we can team the non-swimming minority hire with a
strong-swimming white hiree. That way the non-swimmer can help spot a potential drowning victim and direct the swimmer to rescue him.
What? Only the whites can swim? There are no strong minority swimmers? Or is he just being racist?
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:25:22 PM PDT
by
tiki
To: Viennacon; tomkat; Revolting cat!; John Semmens
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:26:59 PM PDT
by
aquila48
To: John Semmens
Everybody knows that blacks cannot swim.
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:30:18 PM PDT
by
sagar
To: John Semmens
Dang, you did get me. I usually get the satire threads as satire but this one sounded so real. I can imagine them saying things like that.
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posted on
04/05/2013 7:30:54 PM PDT
by
tiki
To: sagar
White guys can’t jump, black guys can’t swim. Sounds fair to me.
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