[Venturer]

61 pages of BS and this is for people who graduated with a 7th grade education. This should be fun.

[Sender]

This is why the government is hiring thousands of "navigators" who will basically fill out the application for the clueless masses.

The application will also register them as (Democrat) voters. It's in there.

[I want the USA back]

There will be government-assigned “helpers” to help the poor downtrodden underclass oppressed apply, in 39 languages.

The long papers are for the productive, honest, hard-working oppressor citizens.

[PoloSec]

I wouldn’t doubt there would be a five year prison term and a hundred thousand dollar fine for failing to fill out all forms accurately.

[Windflier]

I think I’ve just glimpsed the future.

The second American revolution won’t be fought over a government gun grab, usurping of states rights, the trampling of the US Constitution, treason at the highest levels of the federal leviathan, or any of the other myriad outrages we’re contending with.

It’ll be a rebellion over the 61 page morass of red tape we’ll all have to go through to get a flu shot.

[King Moonracer]

The directions should say “Secret Treasure Map” and inside is a map that leads straight to an oven.