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Top Ten Reasons Why Obama is Not Satan
The American Catholic ^
| 3/18/2013
| Donald R. McClarey
Posted on 03/18/2013 3:19:37 PM PDT by markomalley
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To: markomalley
11. Satan’s wart is on his chin instead of next to his nose.
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:23:38 PM PDT
by
laweeks
To: markomalley
Those are good, especially #10.
“10.Satan does not have a second in command as dimwitted as Biden.”
To: laweeks
12) Satan would write his own biography.
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:25:57 PM PDT
by
CaptainK
(...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
To: mkmensinger
To: CaptainK
13) Satan wouldn’t have a composite girlfriend.
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:29:59 PM PDT
by
laweeks
To: markomalley
14: Satan didn’t marry his beard.
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:32:28 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: markomalley
Satan has experience running a large complex organization successfully.
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:34:51 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: markomalley
15. Satan outwits people.
To: markomalley
11. Satans biggest accomplishment is convincing people he does not exist.
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:37:54 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: markomalley
Satan knows what he’s doing
Satan does not need Jarret to act on his behalf
Satan will occasionally do something right if only to throw people off...
This could go on for (insert Carl Sagan here) BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of examples.
To: markomalley
#5 is a hoot. Gotta remember that one. Thanks for the laugh!
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
This could be fun thread...
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:42:46 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: markomalley
Obama/Satan - One of them believes in God.
To: markomalley
Satan knows Scripture and can quote it correctly...
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:47:36 PM PDT
by
Gritty
(The Constitution's purpose is to insulate personal freedom from the lust for power-Judge Napolitano)
To: Norm Lenhart
Obama/Satan - One of them believes in God.The other one thinks he's God.
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:49:02 PM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: markomalley
16. Satan would never have married Michelle, he already knew what Hell is.
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:50:55 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(Obama lied, Stevens died.)
To: Gritty
LOL. also, Satan doesn’t have a “wife”.
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:52:18 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: NYer
To: Lucky9teen
Hang onto it for Friday, OK?
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posted on
03/18/2013 3:55:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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