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1 posted on 03/18/2013 3:19:37 PM PDT by markomalley
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11. Satan’s wart is on his chin instead of next to his nose.


2 posted on 03/18/2013 3:23:38 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: markomalley

Those are good, especially #10.

“10.Satan does not have a second in command as dimwitted as Biden.”


3 posted on 03/18/2013 3:24:59 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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14: Satan didn’t marry his beard.


7 posted on 03/18/2013 3:32:28 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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Satan has experience running a large complex organization successfully.


8 posted on 03/18/2013 3:34:51 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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15. Satan outwits people.


9 posted on 03/18/2013 3:37:32 PM PDT by Nomedeplume
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11. Satans biggest accomplishment is convincing people he does not exist.


10 posted on 03/18/2013 3:37:54 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Satan knows what he’s doing
Satan does not need Jarret to act on his behalf
Satan will occasionally do something right if only to throw people off...

This could go on for (insert Carl Sagan here) BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of examples.


11 posted on 03/18/2013 3:39:24 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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#5 is a hoot. Gotta remember that one. Thanks for the laugh!


12 posted on 03/18/2013 3:42:32 PM PDT by PeevedPatriot
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To: markomalley

Obama/Satan - One of them believes in God.


14 posted on 03/18/2013 3:44:06 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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Satan knows Scripture and can quote it correctly...


15 posted on 03/18/2013 3:47:36 PM PDT by Gritty (The Constitution's purpose is to insulate personal freedom from the lust for power-Judge Napolitano)
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16. Satan would never have married Michelle, he already knew what Hell is.


17 posted on 03/18/2013 3:50:55 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Obama lied, Stevens died.)
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lulz Ping


19 posted on 03/18/2013 3:53:11 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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The devil is not negro


22 posted on 03/18/2013 3:57:52 PM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....The fairest Deduction to be reduced is the Standard Deduction)
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Even before Obama was nominated, I read a very interesting exchange on another forum. It began in the usual nonsense thread about the possibility that Obama was the antichrist.

At some point, an Obama supporter said he actually wished that Obama *was* the antichrist. Why? “Because then he would be powerful, and give us (his supporters) what we want, and punish the people we hate.”

The trouble is, I think that Obama supporter really meant it. He was so shallow that life for him was distilled into getting free stuff, and hurting those he hated.

Whether or not Hell really exists, this seems to me to be a person destined for it, as no other destiny seems appropriate.


26 posted on 03/18/2013 4:01:23 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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Satan has standards. Obama does not.

Satan doesn’t have a Wookie wife.

Satan knows that there is a God. Obama doesn’t.

Obama has more little “devils” to help him in his quest for power.

Satan would reject Anita Dunn on general principles.

Satan is not a friend of labor unions.


28 posted on 03/18/2013 4:03:10 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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1. Satan has a brain.


29 posted on 03/18/2013 4:03:39 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Gravitas.


30 posted on 03/18/2013 4:04:59 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Well, the anti-christ is the opposite of jesus
1. jesus was from a virgin birth - obama born from a whore
2. jesus says children are a gift from above- obama aborts them
3. jesus is truth- obama is a liar
4. jesus hates lawyers, obama is a lawyer
5. jesus destroys gays (sodom and gommorah)- obama embraces them
6. Democrats are the party (the people) that denied god three times in the open for the world to see.. catholics are wanting the chruch to “change” with the times— but only one problem with that— jesus (God) hasnt changed- jesus says “ you see me you see the father” - they think the same, and have no regrets about destroying gays at sodom and gommorah, or any other thing written-


38 posted on 03/18/2013 4:14:04 PM PDT by chicken head
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Satan is envious of BO because BO won’t tell him where the other 7 or 8 states are.

Satan doesn’t need a teleprompter to tell him how to wreak havoc.

Satan doesn’t think he is God.

Satan TELLS Tiger Woods to come to HIS golf course.

Satan doesn’t blame women for his shortcomings.


39 posted on 03/18/2013 4:14:13 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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I would dispute #8; he has agents doing his bidding, some quite enthusiastically.


40 posted on 03/18/2013 4:14:58 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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