Top 10 Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid-Off...

Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 March 2013 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

1. "Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn't win." 

2. "Didn't your lady parts warn you this would happen?"

3. "Look at the bright side- gay marriage passed in four states."

4. "Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn't that the important thing?" 

5. "I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he'll send you a postcard from Hawaii." 

6. "Would it make you feel better to know that Rush Limbaugh's getting a massive tax increase?"

7. "Now you'll have more time to play with your unicorn."

8. "Isn't it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?"

9. "Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common."

10. "Forward!"

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-h/t Comical Conservative-

[Reaganite Republican]

*** PING ***

[ripley]

11. Still getting a thrill up your leg?

[JoeProBono]

[Venturer]

Does working two 29 hour jobs make you feel better than working one job for 40 hours?

[driftless2]

Well, you can try. But the fact is, the average Dem doesn't understand the forces that create wealth or poverty. That's why they're Dems.

Look, you're trying to be glib or flip with people who have no idea how they got into a mess or how to get out of it. They rely on their overlings and Fearless Leader to tell them what to do or say. Fearless Leader said Bush was responsible for the troubles. That's good enough for the average Dem who never reads anything other than "People" or some gossip rag. If they read anything, and no doubt, the majority don't read anything.

To have any effect on these types would require you to sit them down with charts and graphs and expect them to do some homework. But many of them can't read and have a limited capacity for understanding anything derived from facts and logic. So good luck.

[peter the great]

But maybe they will understand bumper stickers

[Vigilanteman]

Does working two 29 hour jobs and making less money make you feel better than working one job for 40 hours?

How about the fact that your situation counts for 145% employment in BO's statistics?

FWIW, my daughter is in this situation even though she didn't vote for the jag-off!

[peter the great]

12 how is hope and change working for you?

[exnavy]

Number one is "how's that hope and change working out for you?"

I have already done it, just be ready for the roundhouse swing that follows.

[nascarnation]

Great post. We can have fun on FR with these types of essays, but you hit the nail on the head.

[dead]

“Well, at least he closed Guantanamo.”

[envisio]

-You wanted change. You got it.

-At least you’re not a racist.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

“Just think...Obama met more with ESPN to make basketball picks than he did with his Jobs Council”

[TADSLOS]

Bottom line, true. You would have more success getting your point across to a house plant.

[Venturer]

A lot of people’s kids are in this situation, and they didn’t vote for the Jag-off either.

In fact a lot MORE people are going to be facing this. People with families.

[hal ogen]

To the laid off nobama voter: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[knife6375]

My wife did not vote for bigears and she lost her job in December.

We may get a laugh at dem supporters, but bigears is affecting a lot of people that want nothing to do with him.

[EarlyAmerican 2]

Perfect, I’m printing that out for any libtard who complains. I’m sick of them.

[The Wizard]

TTWMRD......

(tough titties when the milk runs dry)