:-)
Hey Cletus 
Y'all got room down in Texas for two more?
After 15 yrs of me wanting to flee IL for the freedom and beauty of Montana or Wyoming(1) the Mrs finally said about a week ago, 'What the hell are we doing in Illinois. Let's get out of here!'
And I'm already set with my 'Texas clothing'. Been wearing Boots for 30+yrs (Tony Lama mostly) and after 10 yrs my Stetson is now 'nice and worn in' :-) The Texas heat is the only thing I'd have a problem with and why Montana and Wyoming were my previous choices.
(1) I like the weather in Montana, it's better than the Chi area, but now its got a real bad drug problem with Meth, and the Libs have bought all the nice land that was once affordable. And looking further at Wyoming, I'm not crazy about the apparent lack of Cable as all houses had TV antennas on the roofs! ugh. Plus the home construction isn't exactly to my liking in Wyoming. The houses are big & roomy but built... 'weird' (wouldn't pass Chi Bldg Codes).