Hollywood Gone Wild: SAGging Towards Gomorrah

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-28-2013 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

Of course there are other stories in the news.(snip)Butt I know that what you’re really interested in are the SAG Awards handed out last night, so here goes.

It’s hard to believe that the Golden Globes were handed out just two weeks ago, butt what a difference! Let’s start with the most Improved Award, which goes hands down to Jessica Chastain:

 

If it weren’t for the fact that you can tell she has an inny this look would be a complete winner.(snip)

First runner up, same category, goes to Nicole Kidman:

(snip)In fact the once elegant Nicole doesn’t seem to have much about her own self that is genuine any more:

    

In fact in her more-or- less original form she looked more like Bernadette Peters than she did “Nicole Kidman”:

      

Wow! it’s amazing what a little hair straightening, nose slimming, teeth correction, chin implant, and unlimited supply of Botox can do for your self-esteem.

  

(snip)Butt back to the SAGS: in the opposite category, Reverse Progress, the top award went to Julianne Moore.

 

(snip)Award for best wardrobe malfunction: another tie. Between Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle Dockery. Although in both cases it was more pilot error than actual  “malfunction.”(snip)

 

 

In Michelle’s case, well let’s just say she didn’t wish to get typecast as the uptight, prim and proper Lady Mary Crawley she plays in Downton Abbey.

 

          

Mission accomplished.

Now, since we’re focusing on black silk bodices, let’s jump right to the worst dressed of the evening: that distinction goes to Sigourney Weaver(snip)

(snip)Worst hair award; yet another tie! Between January Jones and Alec Baldwin.(snip)And had he known he was going to win he would have either had his temples touched up or his toupee sent out for few gray highlights.

And finally, my winner in the best dressed category: hands down, Amanda Seyfried (Les Miserables) in navy blue Zac Posen. Gorgeous.

(snip)As for who actually won the awards for their performances, well to quote the wise woman of the hour: “What difference does it make.” Read the Rest Here>>>

[jmcenanly]

Is that shoe box under Sigourney Weaver’s tunic part of the dress, or is she taking a pet for a walk?

[Perdogg]

Nice dress on Amanda Seyfried. I just bought a new suit in that shade of navy.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I recently got an HDTV and, watching “30 Rock,” it’s amazing to see how shoe polish-like dye Baldwin uses in his hair and on his eyebrows.

[oh8eleven]

I don't watch any of the awards shows (not in 25 years) ...
... but I did surf onto a post-Golden Globe show where Joan Rivers' criticism had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes:

Joan Rivers brutal about worst dressed at Golden Globes

• Nicole Richie’s dress: “A former drug addict who dresses like a needle,” commented Joan Rivers about Richie’s metallic dress.
• Madonna’s dress: “I loved it despite it looking like a disco ball that had sex with a quilt,” said Rivers.
• Dianna Agron’s dress: “I think this dress has more holes in it than Courtney Love’s liver,” said Rivers.

[leaning conservative]

I’m sick & went to bed early & I loved this post! Thanks. I also enjoyed your comments which made me laugh out loud. my husband’s hard & fast rule is, “Don’t show any cleavage.” I have to say I agree. He’s a little uptight, but some people could use a little more uptightness in their dressing!

[DPMD]

On seeing the photo of the Mooch, I thought, “wow. Talk about sag.”