“Santa Claus would be top of list. Naughty/nice list, children in fear,-talk about power.”
Not to mention he sees you when you’re sleeping and he knows when you’re awake. Pretty creepy when you think about it...
The ultimate cheery stalker song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ExyOIZW3s
[he also did Santa Claus Is Coming To Town...in a properly threatening manner]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In3sApWlY1s
Santa Claus: Jolly old elf or CIA spook? ;-P