Posting more “Food Porn” my little cupcake?
I’ll have you know that for breakfast I had organic pork sausage.
I know it was organic because it came from a real pig with real organs. For the benefits of the other organless foods on my plate, I played some Bach Fugues by E. Power Biggs in the background.
I had organic granola, sans organs...unless you count rasins.
[with unwanted Christmas music in the background]
Bah, humbug.