[Charles Henrickson]

[Charles Henrickson]

EARLY Election Day PING!

[Charles Henrickson]

EARLY Election Day PING!

[Charles Henrickson]

EARLY Election Day PING!

[MaxMax]

I’ll drink O’Douls to savor the moment.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Heard from a neighbor and saw Freeper reports here of Obama voters standing in the middle of roads like they owned the world the last time he won. Wonder what they're going to do when he loses.

[Maurice Tift]

  I went to check out DemocratUnderworld.com a few minutes ago. They have a tendency to swoon whenever Obama hugs a hurricane victim or sends a letter to a little girl. It's a real eye-opener.

[metmom]

They don’t need to drink anything.

It’s too late for them. The booze would only straighten them out, make them less wasted than they already are.

[neveralib]

I purchased a nice bottle of Crown Royal and will be imbibing tonight either in celebration or to drown my sorrows.

In fact, it the fascist Dear Reader and his RAT party find some way to pull this out, I'll probably need another bottle as though I have not been inebriated in over 25 years, I'd rather be in a stupor for a couple of days if the worst thing that could happen, does.

[Incorrigible]

Please or please let it be a case of premature elation!

[Condor51]

One of those DUmmies is actually a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.
The one who outed himself by saying Beck's.

That's just too much money and way too good of a Beer for a DUmmie to drink. That swill called Bud and Bud Light is more like it for a true DUmmie. Actually all American Beer is swill, it all has chemical additives, but not any German Beer. They have Beer Purity Laws that go back hundreds of years they still must comply with.

(I didn't always drink beer. But when I did, it was Beck's!)
[True. Honest injun]

My wife's relatives from Germany says all our beer tastes like piss. I almost fell off my chair laughing when her uncle told me that. [I was Bi-Lingual when I got hammered on Beck's.]

[NRA1995]

Alcohol lowers sperm count

Famous last words of many a couple who wake up to an unexpected pregnancy.

[kevkrom]

coffee-black

Racist.

[Arrowhead1952]

home-made wine. . . .

Ran out of MD 20-20 for the night??

Champagne for Obama win. Drano for Rmoney win.

Just drink cyanide instead of Drano tonight.

I expect my liver to sue for divorce Wednesday morning.

[There must be fifty ways to leave your liver.]

That is a regular occurrence in DUmmieland.

[GeronL]

Me thinks the DUmmies are gonna OD

[jakerobins]

I look for Georgia as a long shot. I have heard others also throw South Carolina in there there....

Snicker....Yeah Right! If they think SC is a tossup they need to have their head examined AGAIN!

[bitt]

If they’re voting for revenge, they’ve got a case of whoop a**

[PJ-Comix]

Right now WILLIAM RIVERS PITT has dropped to his knees before Nate Silver and is MESMERIZED by the sound of his sliding zipper declaring that Obama has a 91.6% chance of winning.

[Ditter]

I visited the DUmpster yesterday and the DUmmies were strangely calm. hummmmmmmmmmm

[PJ-Comix]

I’ll be posting DUFU editions Fast & Furious after the election results start swarming in after 7 PM tonight. Right now letting the DUmmies enjoy their Nate Silver guaranteed victory.

[PJ-Comix]

OT but with all this talk about this perhaps being a Chick-Fil-A election I got the munchies for a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. I recently scoured the web in search of Chick-Fil-A coupons but no luck. Then a few minutes ago I went out for a walk and what did I see lying on the ground but a Chick-Fil-A coupon for a FREE chicken sandwich (with purchase of medium waffle fries and drink). So even when I’m not couponing I still find valuable coupons.