[mnehring]

Don’t you know that when you attach a sling to something, it automatically becomes an assault-something.

Put it to a gun, it is an assault-weapon. Put it to a spoon, it is an assault-silverware. Put it to a pen, it is an assault-writing instrument. Put it to a block of cheddar and it is an assault-fromage.

[ConservativeInPA]

Put it to a gun, it is an assault-weapon. Put it to a spoon, it is an assault-silverware. Put it to a pen, it is an assault-writing instrument. Put it to a block of cheddar and it is an assault-fromage.

A toothbrush slung with dental floss ... Assault-dental-entrenchment tool.

[JimC214]

Then I guess Limburger would be a WMD.

[Docbarleypop]

do i need to register my assault banjo?