[Wayne07]

The certificate was in a binder, so when they put it on scanner the left side is bent upward toward the binding. Imagine opening a book and placing it on a Xerox machine. The middle will appear to curve away.

[Fantasywriter]

I bet you can even explain how ‘birth records’ that two eyewitnesses described as “handwritten” transformed into a standard print-form. No doubt you also believe that when Abercrombie told his friend no BC existed in HI for Barack Hussein Obama, his friend merely misunderstood him. After all, it's so easy to hear ‘no BC exists for Obama’ and think you heard, ‘I don't know what all the hoopla is about; the BC is right there in the file, right where it's supposed to be’. And surely the friend would have asked no follow up questions to such earth-shaking news. He would merely have said, ‘Well that's interesting; how 'bout them Warriors?’