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Don't Mess with Alan Grayson
Grand Rants ^
Posted on 03/14/2012 9:12:55 AM PDT by Stoutcat
I was enjoying the response to the MoveOn.org flowchart at iOwnTheWorld when I noticed an advertisement on the sidebar for Alan Grayson. Put Progressive Champion Alan Grayson back in Congress! the ad crowed. But given Mr. Graysons recent troubles, I took the liberty of modifiyng the ad slightly.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: alangrayson; corruption; democrats; florida; mercedes
posted on 03/14/2012 9:12:58 AM PDT
It should say “Put Blithering Moron Alan Grayson”
posted on 03/14/2012 9:29:06 AM PDT
Don’t insult Grayson or he’ll try to assassinate you with his car while you’re on the bus!
Then he’ll drunkenly rant at you while waving a bottle around in a threatening manner!
posted on 03/14/2012 9:41:54 AM PDT
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
He even looks psychotic. I wonder what he thinks that facial expression is telling us? Maybe he thinks it’s sexy.
posted on 03/14/2012 10:18:01 AM PDT
(BHO is serving America--SERVING US RIGHT UP ON A PLATTER!!!)
Yeah, he looks creepy even when he’s (presumably) trying to look affable and electable.
He got voted out once, too bad he didn’t learn from the experience.
posted on 03/14/2012 10:36:26 AM PDT
(I aim to misbehave)
He is the 99%! On his way to a $1,000-a-plate fundraiser in his Benz.
posted on 03/14/2012 11:19:56 AM PDT
posted on 03/14/2012 2:10:18 PM PDT
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
There was a pic of him around before he was elected to Congress where he sported a beard. He literally looked precisely what I picture Satan looks like.
Im not a smart man but I know what love of Country is. I saw this tool tonight on mslsd commenting on crazy eds show and I have seen the same ads and have a question? On his donate site do they not charge a fee for every donation they handle? If so if we donated 1 penny to him would they charge him more then that to process it? If you know or know who to ask I would be ready to start the pennies from heaven to thump drunk Al thanks for any info
posted on 03/29/2012 1:11:51 AM PDT
by don from manassas
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