[chesley]

Dang it!! You did it to me AGAIN. It didn’t take me long, but it took me to the Sherman’s march thing to get it.Congrats

[mardi59]

Please pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain eating the cupcake!

Janet, I know our economy is bad, but stealing cupcakes is a nono.

[Daveinyork]

Can even a Snickers bar be safe?

[bushpilot1]

“You know, Sherman’s march to the sea wouldn’t have been possible if his troops didn’t take opportunities to seize supplies from the inhabitants of Georgia and South Carolina. Seizing passengers”

Thousands starved after the seizure food and supplies in Georgia and South Carolina

[KarlInOhio]

Should have brought in a big bowl of couscous. The TSA would have let it go so they didn't look like they were profiling.

[moose07]

There was a real story very similar to this.
I’ll see if I can find it. Don’t hold your breath, it will take a while.

[moose07]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2011/12/24/tsa-confiscates-cupcakes.html#comments

[Species8472]

And then they feel their balls...........

[GingisK]

“But the risk of a random confiscation of any item is a way of throwing a monkey-wrench into a potential terrorist’s plot.”

An idiot's approach to security.

[blueunicorn6]

But everyone else can walk right through with a prune danish. Denmark always gets all the breaks.

[Lazamataz]

John, you are an aficinado of satire and interesting takes on things. My latest work might amuse you.

Signed,

A Velociraptor in a Wool Suit

[rockinqsranch]

:)

[Dr. Sivana]

You know things are getting bad when the satire is a better explanation for what is happening than the truth.