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Fashionable Burkas for Liberals?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-19-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 04/19/2011 6:23:03 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Too many creative types these days conduct themselves like toddlers without the diaper, unless wearing one is the new thing in fashion.

Hey did I write that to segue into how fashion designers are starting to fetishize burkas? Why yes I did!

How quaint is that, Europe starts moving to ban them and that turns it into the forbidden fruit of high fashion. Anyone who has even seen a glimpse of a fashion show knows modesty at any level is not exactly the goal of the runway. So this will present an interesting conundrum because making burkas sexy is sort of missing the point.

Celebrities often help move a fashion trend forward by being the first to sport the new "it." One direction I think the designers should try is styling the burka for different personalities. I came up with some ideas to demonstrate this...

Joy Behar

This burka, frankly, makes her look REALLY good, it looks like she wants to wear it in the same way she thinks...backwards

Michael Moore

Going for sustainability! Double chins are way more ecofriendly than organic cotton (by the way I didn't know cotton wasn't organic already)

Anthony Weiner

I suppose this counts...



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: burka; fashion; liberals

1 posted on 04/19/2011 6:23:06 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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2 posted on 04/19/2011 6:32:07 PM PDT by Vide
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To: The Looking Spoon
With concessions for Globl arming.


3 posted on 04/19/2011 7:03:42 PM PDT by Young Werther ("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
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To: Young Werther
She gets my vote any day.
4 posted on 04/19/2011 7:46:06 PM PDT by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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