Posted on 04/16/2011 3:28:29 PM PDT by therightliveswithus
And I thought I saw everything. Apparently Dennis Kucinich is not only a trained ventriloquist, but is an incredibly creepy trained ventriloquist...
Let me set the scene for you in words (which makes it even stranger sounding):
Man- Do you know [Kucinich] is a trained ventriloquist?
Interviewer- What?
[Cuts to Dennis Kucinich holding a creepy puppet with a straw hat and checkered outfit]
Puppet- (Singing) God bless America. Whenever I feel afraid, I hold my head erect!
Interviewer- How? How do you keep winning elections?
Puppet- You're going to have to ask Dennis.
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And a freak.
And a weirdo.
I love the interviewer's incredulous expression as he asks him that.
Which one is the dummy? They both move their mouth. The little guy seems to be a little more sensible, though.
Obviously we’ll have to find a different culprit to explain Obama. Thanks therightliveswithus.
Kucinich is creepy regardless of what he does. That puppet is far less creepy than the ventriloquist.
He could dress up in 4” heels, g-string with black stockings and a black leather dominatrix outfit and not be any more creepy they he is the rest of the time.
When I see Kucinich, he looks creepy.
When I was small, seeing ventriloquists on TV (they seemed popular at the time) always scared me. I thought the talking dolls were demons.
In other words, ventriloquism is a good hobby for Kucinich.
Kucinich is a dupe. A toublesome Dupe.
Do you often have such thoughts?
Not often, but when I do, I imagine someone like Claudia Schiffer in them!
Wasn’t this an episode on “The Twilight Zone.” Something about the ventriloquist becoming the DUmmie?
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