Posted on 02/16/2011 12:39:54 PM PST by Reaganite Republican
He also spoke of a guy that had sideburns ... behind the ears.
I agree with you - wish all bloggers acted like this one
Definitely
He’s got some good stuff.
“I sprayed spot remover on my dog. I haven’t seen him since”
Steven Wright
A freind of mine sent me a postcard.
The only thing on it was a photo of Earth as seen from outer space.
He wrote on the back, “Wish you were here.”
I lost one of my socks...called information and the operator said “It’s behind the couch”
I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him. “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
I bought a box of instant water...I don't know what to add to it.
I stopped at a diner that said 'Open 24 hours'. The owner was locking up. I pointed to his sign. He said...'not in a row'.
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I didn't watch the clip so sorry if these are in there.
Emo Philips is good, too.
Sometimes I like to turn off the lights when I’m in the shower and pretend I’m in a submarine that’s been hit.
lAnd both might be related to Curly Howard lol
I am doing Emo next Wedsnesday at RR... it’s a new Weds. feature I’m trying, first one was Cosby
Bookmark me for next Weds... Emo might be weird, but he sure is funny.
Thing with him is, tho- the “nuclear apocalypse” humor is a bit dated... seems The Gipper made it irrelevant, eh
Man, I remember his appearance on the Tonight Show.
Ah, the 80s.
I enjoy your trips down memory lane.
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