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(Vanity) Draft of upcoming Emperor Obama National Address on the end of the Republic

Posted on 11/17/2010 7:53:25 PM PST by Cyberdyne

I was able to get a draft of an upcoming address to the American people on what is to come.

Citizens of the civilized US, on this day we mark a transition. For hundreds of years, the United States Republic stood as the crowning achievement of civilized Americans. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took arms to defend our way of life against the Radical Tea Parties. In doing so, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

The GOP, and some within our own Senate, had conspired to create the shadow of Separatism using Sarah Palin as the enemy's leader. They had hoped to grind the Republic into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. As last, there came 8-28 when our enemies showed their true natures on the Steps of the Lincoln Memorial.

The GOP hoped to unleash their destructive power against the Republic by stealing the recent election and control of the House and usurping sovereignty of the Presidency through their puppet control of the Supreme Court. But the aims of the would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal SEIU members contained the insurrection within the Washington Mall and quelled uprisings in a thousand cities.

The remaining GOP will be hunted down and defeated. Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test.

The attempt to question my religion and citizenship by the Birthers has left the stupid God & Gun Clingers of America confused, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The GOP have been defeated, and the Tea Party rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning.

In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the US Republic will be reorganized into the first United Nations Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for 10,000 years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the majority, ruled by a new constitution.

By bringing the entire planet under one law, one language, and the enlightened progressive guidance of one individual, the corruption that plagued the Republic in its later years will never take root. Regional governors will eliminate the bureaucracy that allowed the Tea Party movement to grow unchecked. A strong and growing unionized TSA will ensure the rule of law.

Under the Empire's New Order, our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. We will defend our ideals by force of arms. We will give no ground to our enemies and we will stand together against attacks from with or without. Let the enemies of the Empire take heed: Those who challenge Imperial resolve will be crushed.

We have taken on a task that will be difficult, but the people of the Empire are ready for the challenge. Because of our efforts, the country has traded war for peace and anarchy for stability. Billions of beings now look forward to a secure future. The Empire will grow as more Nations feel the call, from the oppressed of Israel to the outback of Australia.

Imperial citizens must do their part. Join our grand TSA. Become the eyes of the Empire by reporting suspected insurrectionists attempting to fly with seditious Pocket Constitutions. Travel to the corners of the planet to spread the principles of the New Order to barbarians. Build monuments and technical wonders that will speak of our glory for generations to come.

The SEIU members, and proudly wearing the name of Community Organizers, have tackled the dangerous work of fighting our enemies on the front lines. Many have been kicked and stomped in their devotion to the Empire. Imperial citizens would do well to remember their example.

The New Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy secrecy of shameful Libertarians. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Empire to glories beyond imagination.

We have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We moved forward as one people - the Imperial citizens of the first United Nations Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of peace begins today.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Politics; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: empire; palpadine; satire

1 posted on 11/17/2010 7:53:31 PM PST by Cyberdyne
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To: Cyberdyne
The remaining GOP will be hunted down and defeated.

PLEASE take Lindsey Graham, pretty please?

2 posted on 11/17/2010 8:00:35 PM PST by PistolPaknMama
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To: y'all

We the People Be Done.

Thank You, Very Much


3 posted on 11/17/2010 8:01:45 PM PST by Cyber Ninja (Live and Let Live; is not working...)
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To: Cyberdyne

This is exactly why our Founding Fathers instituted the Second Amendment.


4 posted on 11/17/2010 8:41:08 PM PST by The Great RJ (The Bill of Rights: Another bill members of Congress haven't read.)
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To: The Great RJ; Cyberdyne

This is just as “good” as this one:!!!

http://www.usofearth.com/2011-obamas-coup-fails.php


5 posted on 11/18/2010 2:56:48 AM PST by danamco (")
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