Posted on 11/14/2010 5:13:32 AM PST by geraldmcg
Cleveland, Ohio - (IMpossible News) As you are full aware of by now, our government loves you. They are very concerned about your health and the many choices you make from day to day.
There are so many signs they care, I am beginning to lose count. Helmet laws, seatbelt laws, contraceptives to prevent unwanted pregnancies and STD's, and half of the package on our foods now has in big letters the calories and dietary information you deserve too know about. Tabacco products must carry bold warnings about the dangers of smoking, and may even include images of blackened lungs soon.
If we are lucky, those wicked happy meals will be rendered toyless to save our children from the evil marketing schemes that bring on obesity.
But the best news of all is that a new practice tested in Cleveland may become law in all 50 states. Large posters warning women about the possible dangers of abortion will be posted in every abortion clinic.
If our compassionate government gets it's way, this should be pushed through congress and the senate just before the new conservative majority takes the house in 2011.
President Barrack Obama has stated that if his daughters were ever in the position of making the difficult decision to end an unwanted pregnancy, he would want them to know all the facts before going through with it. He said that all girls and women should know the risks and the side effects that may follow if they subject themselves to an abortion.
Isn't it good to know that we live in a nation where our government takes such good care of us? Hopefully they will soon ban shoe laces, matches and sharp sticks.
(This fictional report is for entertainment purposes only)
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Later
It’s pretty hard on the baby too
And hopefully that warning of danger will point out the increase in risk for breast cancer of 193% for females who have abortions. Brand new research published in Oct. 2010
Doubtless it will save some babies’ lives to tell the mom-to-be that there are health risks, both physical and mental, associated with killing their own child. But that is rather like putting warning labels on guns and knifes advising criminals that if these devices are misused during a murder they may injure themselves. Something is horribly wrong with that picture.
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