Posted on 10/20/2010 7:22:23 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Apparently this picture is a bit old, but I just found it and its too good to not comment on!
They say a picture says a thousand words...lets see if I can find a few of 'em....
Michelle MADE me paint it blue...and she said that I can't buy pink bikes ever again :-(
I stopped letting Barney borrow it because he forgets to put the seat back on.
For Joe's birthday I slapped some chicken wings on it, gave it to him and called it Air Force 2.
I wanted to get a basket for Bo, but there's not enough room for him and my ego.
Even though I took off the flame stickers I still think this helmet makes me look too macho...
I call the tires hope and change because they constantly go flat.
The shoes and helmet match the bike, and gay people still give me crap?!?
So how awesome are these training wheels?!?...
This would be a lot easier to ride if Michelle let me wear my bike shorts instead of her "gardening" jeans...
I can't talk about govenrment spending while riding this thing...for some reason the breaks stop working...
This seat would be really uncomfortable if I had balls...
The sunglasses make me look bad ass, but shouldn't I be wearing safety goggles?...
Al Gore would be pissed because Michelle's cooking makes this a high emissions vehicle...
Alright guys, show me what you got!
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His legs are disturbing. He looks like an old lady trying not to wet herself.
I usually like coming up with captions, but he’s just too silly, stupid and destructive for me to deal with tonight.
How embarrassing, the leader of the free world riding a girls bike.
Scene from B.O., the sequel to E.T.
At best, nobama is Bi...at best.
It really is lucky for the family that his kids are both girls. He would be no example for a young man to see while growing up.
Paging Larry Sinclair.
The 2011 Government Motors People’s Vehicle. The Japanese and Koreans have nothing on us.
Girl bike...
A study in contrast:
There is absolutely nothing amusing about this president. On a bike or on his feet or in front of a telepromter, the man is an enemy of our nation and nothing to fool around with.
I know how to spell teleprompter...just a slip of the finger or lack of a keystroke.
I was going to say them thighs looked more like MO's thighs. He looks completely gay, transposed or transgendered. Either way he needs some quality time with the Thigh Master, or fire his photoshop shills.
I love our He-men Presidents. Oh yeah! Men must be men! Obama...well, uh, forget it!
Ha that’s a girls bike Bo’s riding. Figures.....
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