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The Congressman and the Haircut
The Looking Spoon ^ | 8-14-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 08/14/2010 12:19:07 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Here is another great joke (I sort of use the word loosely here...you'll see why) that was sent to me via email thats too good to not share:

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!


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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: communityservice; congressman; greed; haircut

1 posted on 08/14/2010 12:19:09 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

I’ve read that before and it is still funny! Thanks for posting.


2 posted on 08/14/2010 12:22:19 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic (Southeast Wisconsin)
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To: The Looking Spoon

LOLOLOL! And I love the comparison between politicians and diapers! :D


3 posted on 08/14/2010 12:23:44 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Still funny but old, you’re saying.


4 posted on 08/14/2010 12:25:19 PM PDT by Misterioso (The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it. -- Ayn Rand)
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To: The Looking Spoon

(UPDATED VERSION)

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,’I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there were a dozen protesters at his door, complaining he had refused to take money from gay customers.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, the store had been broken into, and all the cash taken.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, FBI agents arrested the barber for attempting to bribe a Congressman.


5 posted on 08/14/2010 12:47:43 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: UCANSEE2

LOL! Did you come up with that?


6 posted on 08/14/2010 1:08:32 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Yes. Did it suck?


7 posted on 08/14/2010 1:22:47 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: UCANSEE2

Lol. No, it was funny but you forgot the IRS..I’m sure that he will still have to pay taxes on the money he would have collected had he charged for the service and don’t forget the people that got a “free” haircut received an untaxed benefit.


8 posted on 08/14/2010 2:45:09 PM PDT by Dianer0839 (Everyone has a right to be wrong but some abuse it.)
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To: Dianer0839

He won’t find out about the IRS until he gets out of jail for violating parole while on community service.


9 posted on 08/14/2010 2:51:06 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: UCANSEE2

Lol!


10 posted on 08/14/2010 2:53:01 PM PDT by Dianer0839 (Everyone has a right to be wrong but some abuse it.)
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To: UCANSEE2

NO NO NO! I loved it!


11 posted on 08/15/2010 12:21:15 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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