Posted on 07/27/2010 7:44:09 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Check out its companion post Top 10 Things You MIGHT Hear In An Obama Cabinet Meeting
Like last night I wanna see whatcha got, so comment with the things you think we wouldn't hear from that asylum.
10. That's a great idea! But I'm afraid it might be unconstitutional. ;-(
9. I don't know...even Kagan says Glenn Beck is dead sexy.
8. That's ok, I can conduct the meeting without the teleprompters.
7. Next item on the agenda to address is...Country music, not patriotic enough?
6. Oh look, news reporters....yay....
5. Look at all these crises! (Sigh) vacation canceled...
4. Golf can wait, so tell me more about this...what do you call it? Oh yes yes, the "budget deficit."
3. 2-4-6-8 We will never race bait!
2. Sorry I'm late, I was reading the Arizona Immigration law.
1. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.....
I've been admonished by a friend on Facebook that this is too close to reality to be truly humorous...I have a hard time arguing with that. I actually had a pretty tough time with this one.
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“Do I miss him yet? Of course I do ... why do you think I keep blaming everything on him.”
“Our Father, who art in heaven...”
“Jesus is my Lord and Savior”
Step 1: Buy a box of Cheerios
Step 2: Repackage the contents into plastic baggies.
Step 3: Make a killing selling them to Michelle as Bagel Seeds.
You have to admit, Bush was right about ...
No, we can’t increase taxes on the rich more.
Let’s look at reducing spending somewhere other than the military.
Those Arabs just have to stop lobbing missiles at Israel before we can take their peace negotiations seriously.
OK, I admit it, Indonesia in our space program was just a late, late April Fool’s Joke.
When will Pelosi realize that freedom of speech is not only for those supporting me?
Uh, let’s rethink our economic policy of tax and spend.
Enough with the vacations, let’s get to work!
Tell Michelle that all these fancy clothes and international travel look bad when many people don’t have enough to live on.
AAAAAHHAHAHAHA!
I might steal that...you had fair warning.
LOL!
“OK, this is my fault.”
“No, Malia. I can’t do everything.”
11) “Bad idea...the people oppose it so *I* oppose it”
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