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Clinton’s Cat Found Abandoned In Iraq
Fit-To-Print News ^ | 10/21/2008

Posted on 07/10/2010 11:52:44 AM PDT by Ge0ffrey

(WASHINGTON, DC) DNA removed from black and white hair follicles has revealed the identity of a stray cat found in Iraq as that of Socks, Bill and Hillary Clinton’s White House cat. Apparently, the war-bedraggled tabby was found feeding on scraps outside of a reporters’ compound in Baghdad, Iraq.

In a story that New York Times war correspondent John Burns broke last week, reporters have witnessed young Iraqis regularly feeding as many as 60 stray cats with platters of leftover rice and lamb. Burns is quite sure of the count because, as surging American troops were fighting in Baghdad and al-Anbar province, he tallied “how many cats we had seated for dinner.”

While Burns adopted a stray he’d heard mewing one night in 2005, and saw it through two litters of kittens in 18 months while suicide bombings occurred “even miles away,” blogger Throckmorton Strethers had his eyes fixed on something else, a gaunt, fur-matted black and white cat that seemed to howl louder than the rest of the strays.

Strethers, founder of Two Eyes On Iraq (www.twoeyesoniraq.com), a website dedicated to reporting on the reporters who report on the Iraq war, began noticing a resemblance to Clinton’s famous White House cat, Socks. “As he fattened up, and as his hair grew out, I kept thinking, ‘Isn’t that Socks?’” Strethers said.

The cat’s behavior revealed another clue. “His head was always first in the bowl,” Strethers recounted. “And he had a way of ingratiating himself with the other reporters in the compound by slinking around the legs of the guy who had the biggest leg of lamb.”

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: clinton; socks

1 posted on 07/10/2010 11:52:45 AM PDT by Ge0ffrey
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To: Ge0ffrey

Tongue in cheek?


2 posted on 07/10/2010 11:55:48 AM PDT by 353FMG (ISLAM - America's inevitable road to destruction.)
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To: Ge0ffrey

I thought Socks was a Tuxedo cat, not a Tabby.


3 posted on 07/10/2010 11:56:16 AM PDT by Battle Axe (Repent, for the coming of the Lord is nigh.)
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To: 353FMG

I hope so. Socks went over the rainbow to see Vince Foster and Jim McDougal, some time ago.


4 posted on 07/10/2010 11:58:31 AM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: Ge0ffrey

actually first clue was that the cat is a promiscuous slut getting it on with every cute kittie around, and plenty of skanky whores as well.....


5 posted on 07/10/2010 12:00:00 PM PDT by Enchante ("The great enemy of clear language is insincerity." -- George Orwell --)
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To: Ge0ffrey
Didn't the Clintons dump Socks on Betty Currie when they left the White House?


6 posted on 07/10/2010 12:01:11 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (a 16 year old Australian girl already did it. And she did it right. - WWJD)
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To: OldDeckHand

I believe Socks died without issue and intestate.


7 posted on 07/10/2010 12:01:16 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: 353FMG

There can’t be that many nineteen-year old cats out there.


8 posted on 07/10/2010 12:03:35 PM PDT by sinanju
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To: Ole Okie
"I believe Socks died without issue and intestate."

I hear he votes regularly despite that fact.

9 posted on 07/10/2010 12:14:58 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Ge0ffrey

10 posted on 07/10/2010 12:34:04 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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To: Ge0ffrey

At least the cat got to travel before its demise.

The same can’t be said for Buddy.


11 posted on 07/10/2010 12:46:28 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: Ge0ffrey

Socks died when he got stuck to a sink in the WH for 2 weeks

This must be a close relative


12 posted on 07/10/2010 12:50:42 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Ge0ffrey

The real Socks was dumped by the Clintons. Bill’s secretary took the cat, whom I am sure was much happier in her care. He was merely a political prop for the Clintons.


13 posted on 07/10/2010 1:03:59 PM PDT by Nepeta
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To: Ge0ffrey
The Nine Lives of Socks Clinton
14 posted on 07/10/2010 1:09:40 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
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To: Allegra

Sawmill’s relatives ping.


15 posted on 07/10/2010 2:02:31 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: 353FMG

Yes-Socks died some time ago.


16 posted on 07/10/2010 3:15:07 PM PDT by Amberdawn
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To: Ge0ffrey

Everything around the Clintons die.


17 posted on 07/10/2010 6:47:59 PM PDT by fortheDeclaration (When the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn (Pr.29:2))
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To: Slings and Arrows

For your kittehs’ consideration.


18 posted on 07/10/2010 7:44:55 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily)
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