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Here is an article written by Tom Hawks, he is one of those who agreed to submit articles for my blog. This is his inaugural post. Let him know what you think. He will be submitting political and social articles. In this article he offers a list of 50 items in the Code for the Retrosexual/Neosexual male.

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1 posted on 02/28/2010 6:03:04 PM PST by OneVike
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Guest writer Ping!

Here is an article written by Tom Hawks, he is one of those who agreed to submit articles for my blog. This is his inaugural post. Let him know what you think. He will be submitting political and social articles. In this article he offers a list of 50 items in the Code for the Retrosexual/Neosexual male.

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2 posted on 02/28/2010 6:06:17 PM PST by OneVike
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What’s wrong with jai alai? That’s a pretty dangerous sport. When I am in Miami I prefer to bet on that rather than the greyhounds.


3 posted on 02/28/2010 6:11:29 PM PST by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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The Retrosexual or Neosexual Code for Real men

A Real ManTM does not define himself with any term using "sexual" -- that's for the gender-confused. He is either a Real ManTM (shorthand: ManTM, Man, man, or he says nothing because you'll figure it out in short order) or he isn't.

Photobucket sionnsar, who says nothing (but carries a big claidheamh-mor in case you don't figure it out -- being stoopid could get you kilt).

6 posted on 02/28/2010 6:15:24 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: OneVike

The author may want to do a bit more research on Randolph Scott.


7 posted on 02/28/2010 6:15:58 PM PST by stormer
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It’s a real hoot!


10 posted on 02/28/2010 6:18:07 PM PST by bigbob
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does not order an apple martini

What on God's green Earth is an "apple martini"? (Okay, I don't really want to know.)

11 posted on 02/28/2010 6:18:26 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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8.) A Retrosexual or Neosexual man uses a barber named Bill to get a hair cut, not a hair stylist with a lisp named Rauel.

Okay if I have my licensed cosmetologist daughter cut my hair cause I PAID for her schooling and I demand a return on my investment?

15 posted on 02/28/2010 6:29:05 PM PST by bigheadfred (BE WHO YOU ARE. SAY WHAT YOU FEEL. Those who matter don't mind.Those who mind don't matter)
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16 posted on 02/28/2010 6:30:36 PM PST by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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2.) A Retrosexual or Neosexual, no matter what the women insists, always pays for the damn date.

The Sexist Pig always allows a woman who offers to pay half. Refusing her could upset her and she might refuse you later. Instead, you should use the money to buy her a gift.
For example, take her out to dinner again next weekend and you get to nail her twice for the same money.
(from The Sexist Pig's Guide to Chivalry)

17 posted on 02/28/2010 6:30:50 PM PST by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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Wow. You really pegged my paleolithic underpinnings.


22 posted on 02/28/2010 6:38:04 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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love it!


24 posted on 02/28/2010 6:39:58 PM PST by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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Only three complaints.

1) No mention of red meat as opposed to portabello mushrooms.

2) The link behind See 10 rules for Dating my Daughter is broken.

There is an exception to number 46:

46.) A Retrosexual or Neosexual man understands sports. Not all sports but all the essential sports, besides no one but leftist pansy's really give a crap about jai alai, curling, or women’s badminton.

Click here and search for the hypertext containing the word "curling" for details...(NSFW).

Cheers!

27 posted on 02/28/2010 6:51:36 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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3.) A Retrosexual or Neosexual man always opens the door for a lady. Even for the ones that fit the term of a lady, only because they are female.

I once read that a man opened the door for a woman he did not know and the feminazi complained, "You opened that door because I am a woman". To which he replied, "No, I did it because I am a gentleman".

51. A Retrosexual or Neosexual is not afraid to go to church and submit to God Almighty.

52. A Retrosexual or Neosexual knows that Jesus was no wimpy doormat. Jesus was showing incredible control when he allowed himself to be sacrificed for our sins.

29 posted on 02/28/2010 6:53:12 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Truth - Reality through the eyes of God.)
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Bookmarked...


30 posted on 02/28/2010 6:56:31 PM PST by Dead Corpse (III, Oathkeeper)
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A Retrosexual or Neosexual man uses a barber named Bill to get a hair cut, not a hair stylist with a lisp named Rauel.

I guess I don't make the cut. I have long preferred to have my hair cut by (real) women.

31 posted on 02/28/2010 6:59:39 PM PST by TChad
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A real man does whatever it pleases him to do. The measure of his manliness is in why it pleases him to do what he does.


33 posted on 02/28/2010 7:02:05 PM PST by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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Tiny quibble about #49. “Altar” not “alter” unless there is surgery involved.


34 posted on 02/28/2010 7:02:52 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Obama: Chauncey Gardiner without the moustache)
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...does not hold his wife’s purse at the mall for ANY reason.

...does not go to the drugstore or supermarket to purchase tampons for his wife/girlfriend.


39 posted on 02/28/2010 7:08:31 PM PST by Signalman
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Real men don't need a label such as Retrosexual or Neosexual.

We're just men.

43 posted on 02/28/2010 7:18:02 PM PST by meadsjn (Sarah 2012, or sooner)
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Effing A, Bro!


46 posted on 02/28/2010 7:37:54 PM PST by MindBender26 (Prezdet Obama is what you get when you let the O.J. jury select a president !)
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