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Earth Tells Danny Glover: Make Lethal Weapon 5 or Turks And Caicos Gets It (Satire)
DotPenn ^ | 1-25-2010 | Sven Waring

Posted on 01/25/2010 2:05:02 AM PST by SvenWaring

If Danny Glover thinks planet Earth was mad that no agreement was signed at Copenhagen, wait until he hears that the ear is a big Lethal Weapons fan.

The anthropomorphic Big Blue Marble has followed the Lethal Weapons series from its inception and is not happy with the on-again, off-again rumors of Lethal Weapon 5.

"Hey, I'm covered three-quarters by water, the other fourth is covered by Riggs," the large rock said. "Ha. Ha. I'm kidding. But, seriously, get it done Glover. You, too, Gibson."

Glover recently accused the Earth of causing the earthquake in Haiti after becoming enraged at mankind for not ratifying a global climate change bill in Copenhagen.

"Oh, no one can prove that," said the Earth. "Sounds more like Jehovah."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: dannyglover; haiti; movues

1 posted on 01/25/2010 2:05:04 AM PST by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

Too funny... I had to Face Book this one! Thanks for the Monday morning humor.


2 posted on 01/25/2010 2:52:22 AM PST by momincombatboots (Ambition: climbing over others to make it; Passion: arriving while everyone enjoyed the climb)
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To: SvenWaring
Danny Glover is a sorry example of an American Celebrity.

Living in the greatest country in the world for any race or group of people has done little to satisfy him. His support of Hugo Chavez while he blames his country for everything from hurricanes to earthquakes is pathetic.

3 posted on 01/25/2010 2:53:03 AM PST by wmileo
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To: wmileo

Personally: I have seen enough of Danny Glover.


4 posted on 01/25/2010 3:13:04 AM PST by Venturer
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To: SvenWaring
Slow weekend so watched a couple of movies, 2012 being one of them. Glover played the president which in and of itself was almost enough to gag me, but his voice had a terrible lisp to it also. What has happeneded to him?
5 posted on 01/25/2010 3:33:30 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: SvenWaring

He’s too old for that.... stuff.


6 posted on 01/25/2010 4:07:15 AM PST by Oztrich Boy (Don't panic, the lunatics are in charge and have everything in hand.)
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To: Rummyfan

Bush gave him that lisp a few years back.


7 posted on 01/25/2010 4:22:14 AM PST by Mich Patriot
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To: SvenWaring

Didn’t Lethal Weapon 3 and 4 suck enough?


8 posted on 01/25/2010 5:17:46 AM PST by castlegreyskull
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