I'm not so sure Jesus has any more to do with 72 virgins than he does David Axlerod to be honest
Jesus was a left-wing rabbi (in the classical sense, not the clerical one of course) who was opposed to the “right wingers” of his time (the Sanhedrin). Truth be told, he would have as little in common with Rick Warren and Joseph Ratizinger as he would with the House of Saud. His connection with Axelrod would merely be genetic.