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Let's see if we've got this right
The Virginiam ^ | 1/6/2010 | Moneyrunner

Posted on 01/05/2010 11:43:11 PM PST by moneyrunner

LET ME SEE IF WE’VE GOT THIS RIGHT.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET · A JOB, · A DRIVERS LICENSE, · SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, · WELFARE, · FOOD STAMPS, · CREDIT CARDS, · SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, · FREE EDUCATION, · FREE HEALTH CARE, · A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON · BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE · THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT · AND YOU CAN VOTE DEMOCRAT.

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1 posted on 01/05/2010 11:43:12 PM PST by moneyrunner
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To: moneyrunner
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=14632
Mexico has a single, streamlined law that ensures that
2 posted on 01/05/2010 11:46:55 PM PST by lmarie373 (*These little guys might look cute and cuddly, but trust us: they will kill you.-on emanuel brothers)
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To: moneyrunner

Yes, You got it right!


3 posted on 01/05/2010 11:47:01 PM PST by notaliberal (Palin supporter)
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To: moneyrunner

4 posted on 01/05/2010 11:50:46 PM PST by lmarie373 (*These little guys might look cute and cuddly, but trust us: they will kill you.-on emanuel brothers)
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To: moneyrunner

I agree with you 100%, but when you type in all caps it makes it almost painful to read.


5 posted on 01/05/2010 11:55:51 PM PST by sanjoaquinvalley (Long time lady lurker.)
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To: moneyrunner

America needs a fundamental shift... Oh who are we kidding - its too late.


6 posted on 01/06/2010 12:03:50 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (They didn't like " Merry Christmas"... well then - Happy New Year of our Lord 2010!)
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To: sanjoaquinvalley

>> when you type in all caps it makes it almost painful to read.

I thought he was in a time warp and was sending a telegram. Telegrams used to look like that.


7 posted on 01/06/2010 12:08:59 AM PST by QBFimi (When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
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To: moneyrunner

Whats with all the friggen caps? Did your keyboard lock up?


8 posted on 01/06/2010 12:11:19 AM PST by MtnMan101 (THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISUM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY)
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To: moneyrunner

..and more Catholics for our churches here. You won’t see them speaking out against it.


9 posted on 01/06/2010 12:41:32 AM PST by historyrepeatz
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To: moneyrunner
What's up with all the yelling?
(you do knows that all caps is yelling, don't you?)

Other than that...
BTTT!
It's stupid, isn't it!

10 posted on 01/06/2010 12:43:57 AM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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I would yell about it too.

This crap is intolerable.

This government is intolerable.


12 posted on 01/06/2010 1:27:16 AM PST by chris37
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To: moneyrunner

Now that’s enough to get my blood pumping early in the a.m.
oh, and I can completely relate to the ALL CAPS POST BECAUSE IT SEEMS THAT MOST PEOPLE REALLY AREN’T GETTING IT..that tends to be a little frustrating to most Americans who believe our boarders should be closed.


13 posted on 01/06/2010 3:22:59 AM PST by dixiedarlindownsouth (Coming soon to a bookstore near you, Barack Obama's "How to win friends as you screw your country")
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There is no other nation in the modern world where the invaders, absent military occupation, demanded the invaded nation speak their language.

The illegals are have demanded and received Constitutionally protectd rights of the 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 8th amendments. Wonder what happens when they assert the 2nd on American soil?


14 posted on 01/06/2010 3:58:51 AM PST by Molon Labbie
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15 posted on 01/06/2010 5:23:54 AM PST by bcsco (Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
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To: moneyrunner

Look at the left side of your keyboard. That key marked, “Shift” sorta works like “Caps Lock,” but you can use it one letter at a time. It’s real nifty!


16 posted on 01/06/2010 5:28:30 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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To all who complained about the caps. This was the contents of an e-mail I received and I just cut and pasted it because I thought it was funny. I did not give any consideration to the caps. To those of the commenting community I have offended ....

Pound sand.

17 posted on 01/06/2010 5:56:46 AM PST by moneyrunner (I have not flattered its rank breath, nor bowed to its idolatries a patient knee.)
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To: moneyrunner

Wow! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.


18 posted on 01/06/2010 6:11:43 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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>> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. <<

I guess you’re in no mood for me to mention that Cuba is an island? (Well, you’re sort of right, since there is that very short border with a U.S. property known as Guantanamo...)


19 posted on 01/06/2010 6:17:15 AM PST by dangus (Nah, I'm not really Jim Thompson, but I play him on FR.)
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If you want to get pedantic, the Cuban border is the edge of the island. If you don't think so, will you also maintain that refugees landing on the beaches in Florida are not crossing the US border and therefore at not here illegally?

No?

20 posted on 01/08/2010 4:43:58 AM PST by moneyrunner (I have not flattered its rank breath, nor bowed to its idolatries a patient knee.)
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