Maybe Jimmy Swaggart can give him some advice. “Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
It will forever be know that the only difference between Tiger & Santa is Santa stops after 3 hos. He’s really quite the cheetah.
He better hire one helluva PR firm.
All he has to do is come out for HCR, Climate treaty, sex in kindergarten et al.
He could endorse Trojan.
Tiger is at least a dozen mistresses too late for me to decide he’s a role model.
It’s time for ... drum roll ...
SEX REHAB!
He’s just another SEX ADDICT, right?
SELF CONTROL has nothing to do with it, right?
Rev has allot of experience in this kind of thing.
What is diff between golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball further than 300 yards...
Maybe Jimmy Swaggart can give him some advice. “Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
the Bill Clinton groveling tour,
Tiger version
The author sure likes exclamation marks! Drives me nuts to read sentences full of exclam marks! At least he used only one exclam mark per sentence!