Posted on 10/21/2009 4:46:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
AKA the Reality-Based Community®.
Still waiting for the Pittster wedding DUFU........
"This is Mr. Richard Heene, a simple man who loves nothing more than to blow up a balloon and go up in it.
But he is about to encounter a gasbag that will make him want to throw up. For today Mr. Richard Heene's
balloon has been blown off-course and has just landed on . . . Planet Pitt."
Tomorrow. Haven't had time all week up till this evening, and now we need to let this one ride for a while.
On the good ship Jiffy Pop
Just a loose lip makes your flight a flop
When Falcon slipped
And departed from the prearranged script
Is that a going to become a full-fledged song or just remain a kernel?
Excellent. I saw some of the photos posted and it it a target rich enviroment....
Don't give your kids a stripper name...when they need one, they'll invent their own.
It became a full-fledged song last night before I went to bed. Shortly (within an hour or so) I will add it to the DUFU blog and to this thread. (Right now I've got to take the daughter to school.)
ON THE GOOD SHIP JIFFY POP
Tune: "On the Good Ship Lollipop"
You had your wife and boys
Helping on your balloon
Then it comes loose, deploys
That fateful afternoon
Soon it began to fly
You said your son's inside
When it came down, what we found
Was that Daddy lied . . .
On the good ship Jiffy Pop
Just a loose lip made your flight a flop
When Falcon slipped
And departed from the prearranged script
Cable news crews everywhere
More and more clues fill the air
And there you are
Heene standing at a criminal bar
You were on "Wife Swap," but you couldn't stop
You just had to get back on TV
So your kid did--ooh ooh
Just a fluke that he had to puke
Make a new ship Jiffy Pop
Use a foil strip from the prison shop
And sail away
On the good ship Jiffy Pop
Wow I’m a day late and a top 10 short :-)
The good ship Jiffypop. lol.
Al Bundy had the same thing happen to him when the aliens needed his socks for fuel.
LOL. Now that’s funny.
I might incorporate that Jiffy Pop song into a story I’ll be writing.
I think we get to start a new top ten since there’s a new ping.
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