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The Troll & The Lotus Spork
Free Republic Bureau of Investigation
| July 17, 2006
| Some DUFUs
Posted on 07/16/2009 10:55:25 PM PDT by GeronL
It was a Dark and Smoky Basement....
Troll logs on, now he's a noobie
Thinks he's slick, smoking his doobie
Calling one a hick, prized like a ruby
Silently though, alarms did blare
Post count up, writing bout hockey
But he's being watched, by viking kitty
A little jab at Huck, and one for Palin
Slipped just a bit, might have been railing
Tried to backtrack, writing the right thing
The Mods are aware, lurking there
Viking Kitties, waiting for meat
DUmmie made a mistake,
Called Reagan a dork
There awoke the LOTUS SPORK
Troll slayers on the attack
ZOTS screaming through the veld
Quick. dead. lefty hack.
Smoke clears, Weasel stands arm high held
In his grip the Lotus Spork
For the kingdom of Jim, One less dork.
TOPICS: Agriculture; Arts/Photography; Books/Literature; Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: sionnsar
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well, I like it anyway
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posted on
07/16/2009 10:55:25 PM PDT
by
GeronL
To: MeekOneGOP; JohnHuang2; Lazamataz
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posted on
07/16/2009 10:56:17 PM PDT
by
GeronL
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To: GeronL
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:12:38 PM PDT
by
Jemian
(PAM of JT ~~ Support Major Cook! I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
To: GeronL
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:13:31 PM PDT
by
redhead
(You don't have to be eaten by a bear to know he WILL eat you...Check the Half-Baked Sourdough!)
To: GeronL
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:14:17 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: GeronL
fun. I wanna see Viking Kitty!
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:18:14 PM PDT
by
Bhoy
To: GeronL
Now we just need one of our resident Photoshop whizzes to whip up a picture of a troll being slain by a spork-wielding Viking Kitty.
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:21:23 PM PDT
by
GovernmentShrinker
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To: GeronL
All your spork are belong to us!
-FRBI
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:22:39 PM PDT
by
BuckeyeTexan
(Integrity, Character, Leadership, and Loyalty matter - Be an example, no matter the cost.)
To: GovernmentShrinker
Not just any spork, but the Lotus Spork
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:25:13 PM PDT
by
GeronL
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To: GeronL
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:31:25 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: GovernmentShrinker
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:33:59 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: GeronL; Fiddlstix; PhilDragoo; Liz; onyx; potlatch; devolve; MEG33; Grampa Dave; Lady Jag; ...
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:38:38 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(2008: The year the Media died. --Sean Hannity, regarding Barack HUSSEIN ObaMao's treatment ...)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:55:26 PM PDT
by
GeronL
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To: JoeProBono
Too bad they didn’t mention sporks in the Bill of Rights
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posted on
07/16/2009 11:56:29 PM PDT
by
GeronL
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To: GeronL
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posted on
07/17/2009 12:01:35 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
To: 21twelve
IBTZ is the sound of our bugzapper, its huge with a purple light to attract bugs... Bugzotter10000 or something
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posted on
07/17/2009 12:04:42 AM PDT
by
GeronL
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To: GeronL
Take yer meds,
Then go to beds.
>:P
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posted on
07/17/2009 12:11:32 AM PDT
by
Psycho_Bunny
(ALSO SPRACH ZEROTHUSTRA)
To: GeronL; MeekOneGOP
“well, I like it anyway”
So do I!
Thanks for the ping..Meek!
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posted on
07/17/2009 12:12:54 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
To: JoeProBono
I thought that was called a “runcible spoon”.
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posted on
07/17/2009 12:27:42 AM PDT
by
oblomov
(Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods. - Mencken)
To: MEG33
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posted on
07/17/2009 12:34:56 AM PDT
by
GeronL
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