Posted on 05/09/2009 11:28:27 AM PDT by WrightOnTarget
I am sending that to my facebook page. That is funny I tell ya.
“They are talking about getting more voters on the democratic rolls. One of the many crimes of ACORN.”
I think there might be confusion between the National cemetery and Arlington cemetery?
Because Arlington isn’t remotely funny.
>>I think there might be confusion between the National cemetery and Arlington cemetery?
Because Arlington isn’t remotely funny.
“The local Cemetery” would have been a bit more palatable, but he didn’t say “Arlington” so my call is he is on safe ground.
Careful what you say at the National Press Club. One of the last guys who spoke about Barry’s past was allegedly extradited from Washington, DC to Delaware allegedly by Joe Biden’s son, allegedly held for no reason, allegedly released without explanation, and badda-bing, badda-boom, Joe is allegedly made VP. Now THAT’s FUNNY!
LOL Bump!
“Lost your key again,my son?”
It takes a serious lack of talent and/or a craven terror of Leftist retribution to not find funny in this presidential king of slapstick.
Michelle Obama walked into the Oval office and saw her husband standing by the paper shredder with a puzzled look on his face.
“Honey”,said Obama,”Do you know how this thing works?”
“Of course,Barack.”,said Michelle,who then pressed the power button and took the paper her husband was holding and dropped it in the shredder.
“Thanks,honey,”,said Obama,”I just needed to make a few copies...”
Thanks for the C-Span info. If MSNBC is carrying it, this sounds like it will be an Obama Worship Service.
If you want a taste of tonight's main course, head over to Politico. It has pictures from yesterday's and today's pre-WHCD luncheons and whatnots. It's a virtual Who's Who of moonbats, communists celubutards and and otherwise leftist-disposed has-beens and wash-outs.
I wouldn't recommend watching tonight without at least two good, stiff drinks just going in.
I can’t wait to see what color “boob belt” Michelle will be wearing!!!
I wonder if we will hear the one about Obama and Holder on the 14th Street bridge taking a leak when Holder says “damn this water is cold” and Obama says “.......” you know the rest.
Wanda plays Wanda on “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which is Larry David’s HBO baby. She plays Larry’s wife Cheryl’s best friend. About 90% of her lines are crude, swear words mostly directed at Larry for being an apparent racist. Curb is funny, mostly because it shows the cooky left in L.A. and how scared they are of Republicans. That’s not the part that’s supposed to be funny...but that’s what makes me laugh the most. The show doesn’t even realize how funny it is to conservatives and Republicans. Their politically correct story lines are really funny. Wanda however only can swear and put down white people so it will be interesting to see how she does tonight. She basically has no class.
“I wanted to be here with the president tonight, but I couldn’t pass the security screening, as I didn’t have my birth certificate with me.”
“I also hear that about 15-20 million Mexican illegals will be vying for the one job in America that doesn’t require you to show your birth certificate. Barack, you’re going to have a lot of competition in 2012.”
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