Posted on 04/10/2009 12:58:52 PM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
You could stand a little excercise anyway sweetie.
Can't have you running off now can I?
Well someone has to carry my cigarette.
Oh no. I've got a beer in one hand, and an umbrella in the other. You'll have to carry the beer I guess.
Stroke, stroke, stroke... No seriously, I think I'm having a stroke.
If the chain gets wet, it could get all rusty. Sorry babe, I'll lay out a tarp for you.
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The old ladies in the cage and the tent are the best.
That’s married life in Transylvannia.
I’ll never forget the time I pulled over to help a woman changing a tire. When I approached the car, some scumbag rose up from his reclined position in the back seat and said “Whose that, babe?”
She was quick to inform me that she needed no help.
Enthusiastic mountain biker.
Cheers!
...and Happy Good Friday.
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