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Fake Friggin' Body Hair
Bad Friggin' Hair ^ | 2/25/2009 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 03/25/2009 6:50:32 PM PDT by bloodmeridian

Um...I'm sorta...wondering...

WHY???!!!!

"Fashion," or what passes for it, is mysteriously beyond my understanding. I guess I'm just from the 1950s and like my women, ahem, groomed. Even the fake appearance of that much body hair on a woman makes me shudder.

(Excerpt) Read more at badfrigginhair.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: badfrigginidea; fakebodyhair; fashionfauxpas; merkin

1 posted on 03/25/2009 6:50:33 PM PDT by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

No pics?


2 posted on 03/25/2009 6:53:16 PM PDT by allmost
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To: allmost

Liberal birth control


3 posted on 03/25/2009 6:54:44 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (Thank you Mr. Robinson from Ft. Lauderdale (toodamtall1@yahoo.com))
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To: allmost


You just had to ask.
4 posted on 03/25/2009 6:55:35 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (1st call: Abbas. 1st interview: Al Arabiya. 1st energy decision: halt drilling in UT. Arabs 1st!)
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To: bloodmeridian

Dave Attell joke: I found a grey pubic hair on my scrotum the other day....good thing it wasn’t mine.


5 posted on 03/25/2009 6:56:01 PM PDT by Petronski (For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
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To: bloodmeridian
MERKIN n. A pubic wig for women, or, to quote Grose’s Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, “counterfeit hair for women’s privy parts.” Do not ask the author to explain this. The lexicographer’s duty is merely to record. To others remains it to remark, with Ambrose Bierce, “Can such things be?

— Peter Bowler, The Superior Person’s Book of Words.


6 posted on 03/25/2009 7:06:08 PM PDT by dighton
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To: bloodmeridian

It’s a fake “Merkin”.


7 posted on 03/25/2009 7:08:08 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: bloodmeridian

Seems photoshoped. And worry not, if it’s real, it can really be cut off.

The photo I saw looked fake, and if you still have an “averation” about body hair, well, at least your’e one step above body oder.

Don’t look at fake pics, that pic I saw of the girl looked decent. If she really rolls with the part that you don’t like, Tell her if you can.
And if you don’t know her name, than you have litte right to complain.
I say if you can contact this lady, I’m sure she would eithe deny/comply, or whatever.


8 posted on 03/25/2009 7:08:15 PM PDT by ChetNavVet (Build It, and they won't come!)
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To: bloodmeridian

9 posted on 03/25/2009 7:09:06 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: bloodmeridian

Why not? They got fake bikers nowdays that get fake tattoos for the weekend. Now there’s fake greenies and nature freaks that can go “natural” for a weekend protest...then back to their high paying jobs and expensive health spa monday morning.


10 posted on 03/25/2009 7:13:01 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: allmost

11 posted on 03/25/2009 7:19:56 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Party? I don't have one anymore.)
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To: Petronski

Do we really need this Hair ?


12 posted on 03/25/2009 7:20:46 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: bloodmeridian

ibtz


13 posted on 03/25/2009 7:20:59 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: mamelukesabre

Yup.......

Libs have no class, no moral center.

Fake is just another cool state of being to them. Fake....Real.....true....false.....what’s the difference to them?


14 posted on 03/25/2009 7:21:21 PM PDT by Cold Heat
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To: mamelukesabre

RUBS


15 posted on 03/25/2009 7:21:28 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast

Dry Clean or Machine Washable Delicate.

And also what? No Briefs?


16 posted on 03/25/2009 7:30:21 PM PDT by Global2010 (Worship the Creator Not the Creature.)
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To: allmost

17 posted on 03/25/2009 7:35:22 PM PDT by John W
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To: John W

Your a bad man. A very very very bad man.


18 posted on 03/25/2009 7:40:26 PM PDT by allmost
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
THAT'S NASTY!!!!!!!!

Hot Wax those pits! Follow up with rubbing alcohol!

THEN, Pound her into the ground like a tent peg!

All Hail Julia Robert! Empress of Skankatania!!!

19 posted on 03/25/2009 7:43:41 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: John W

“Helen, give the birdies back their nest.”


20 posted on 03/25/2009 8:48:18 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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